Fullmetal Alchemist: The Lost Records
Written and edited by soron66
DISCLAIMER: Fullmetal Alchemist and Inu-Yasha aren't owned by me. If any characters not from either franchise appear, then they are owned by me.(some prick decided to give me shit for writing stories the way i do. only moving the title and disclaimer the the first fucking story content page to relieve me of this fucking bullshit.)
Prologue
Edward Elric had just given the being at the gate of truth what he would sacrifice to bring Al's body back, when he was suddenly thrust through the gate. He fell through time and space till he blacked out. When he woke up he looked around in a daze and realized that his arms were back, then he heard a scream. He instantly jumped up and went to see what was wrong. When he got near the scream's origin he saw some guys brandishing blades and slowly nearing a group of girls.
Edward immediately ran and clapped his hand together and slammed them on the ground causing some earthen fists to uppercut the bandits. When Edward saw that they were unconscious he said, "Uh ladies. You wouldn't happen to know where I am? I'm kinda lost." When the ladies didn't respond Ed looked at them wondering why they didn't respond and why their faces were red. A busty teenage girl in peasant clothes pointed and said, "Uhh. Why aren't you clothed?" That cause the women to hurriedly cover their daughters and sons eyes, even though some of the boys had already done so. And Ed looked down slowly. Then he paled and immediately covered himself and crab walked behind a tree.
"Uh, you ladies wouldn't happen to have anything that would fit me would you? Sorry for that. I didn't realize I wasn't clothed .heh heh." Ed said nervously. Then a bundle of something landed near him and he immediately tried putting it on, but failing miserably. Ed then wrapped it around his waist and came out from behind the tree. The ladies chuckled at him and an elder woman approached. The elder woman asked, "Where be ye from that ye do not know how to wrap thyself in the garbs?" Ed said, "A long way from here. All I can say is that we didn't clothe ourselves in these clothes."
The Elder woman then said, "Let me have a look at ye, child." Then she walked around him till she stood in front of him again. After that she directed one of the women to help him dress. When they were done Ed said, "Thanks. Uh ma'am what's your name, if I may ask?" The woman said, "Ye may, and my name is Kaede. I'm the priestess of the yonder village. Ye may accompany us if ye please, besides there is many a thing to learn of this time period." Ed was silent for a few seconds then said, "What? Time period...I don't…." Priestess Kaede ignored him and continued the way to the village.
When they arrived Kaede led Ed to her hut and said, "Where be ye from, child? Ye not from Japan, as can be seen from thy hair." Ed replied, "Amestris. I suspect you haven't heard of it." Kaede looked at him then gave him some soup, and Ed immediately ate some of it. Then, Kaede said, "Ye be correct. I have not heard of this Amesterress. However, now is not the time for this discussion. We shall continue this discussion after ye have cleaned thyself and clothed thee in the proper garbs. Ye not want to be mistaken for a women, do ye." Ed immediately said, "No ma'am. Thanks for the….stuff you fed me with." After Ed left Kaede thought he is a strange one.
In the morning Edward had awoken and he saw that some clothes were in his borrowed hut, and immediately changed. He snuck away till he found a river and bathed. Afterwards he saw three teen girls staring at him and he immediately covered himself and awkwardly dried himself off. When he was clothed he rushed away and returned to the village. Ed found some string and tied his hair into a ponytail. Kaede came up to him and they talked for a bit. When they were done Kaede said he could stay as long as they want. Ed politely declined and said that he wanted to go find a way home. Kaede led him to a well and told him of its abilities.
Ed thought what the hell and jumped in. when he landed he climbed up and saw that he was in a barn or something. After he exited he was pulled and thrown. Before he landed he put his hand on the ground and directed his feet till they were pointed in a direction to land safely and pushed off. After he had landed he saw some guy in a red outfit with silver hair and dog ears being held back by a girl who was dressed in a sailor's shirt and a green miniskirt. Ed immediately clapped his hands and slammed them to the ground and a spear came out of the ground which he immediately grabbed and held onto. When it was at full length he readied himself knowing that the dog-eared guy was going to charge at him.
When dog-ears had charged Ed prepared and spun him away when he reached Ed. The man snarled, "That's it demon! I'm going to cut you to pieces then feed you to Naraku!" Ed said, "Yeh you and whose army? There is no way a chimera is going to cut me to pieces. It's not the first time a chimera tried to kill me either. I've faced your kind and know what. I always win." Dog-ears immediately pulled out his sword and slashed, and Ed instinctively blocked. Unfortunately that caused his spear to be cut in half. He looked at it in shock and immediately jumped back again when dog-ears attacked a second time. Then he heard the girl shout, "Sit boy!" After that dog-ears' necklace glowed and he face planted the cement. After that Ed started laughing, and the girl joined in. The only one who wasn't amused was dog-ears, and he immediately got back up and punched Ed in the head.
