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Lifestyles of the Wizards and Potter

Wizards don't have TV

But they do have magazines

HP doesn't want sympathy

Muggles just piss and moan

Inside the Rolling Stone

Talking about how wizards' lives can be

I'd like to see them spend a week

Living life with the Dursley's

They really would not survive

If they could spend a day or two

Flying on someone else's broom

I think they'd fumble and they'd fall

They would fall

Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!

They're never complaining! Never complainin'

Muggle money is always a problem

Well they got Gringotts

We cannot rob them!

Didja know if you're wizard then you could go flying at night?

And there's no such thing as jet-lag flights

As long as you got the broom that flies quick like lightin'

And did ya know if you were caught and you were out of bed

McGonagall wouldn't even wanna take your back

You could always just get out of detention, it's easy!

I'd like to see them spend a week

Living life with the Dursley's

They really would not survive

If they could spend a day or two

Flying on someone else's broom

I think they'd fumble and they'd fall

They would fall

Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!

They're never complaining! Never complainin'

Muggle money is always a problem

Well they got Gringotts

We cannot rob them!

Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!

They're never complaining! Never complainin'

Muggle money is always a problem

They got so many coins and dollars

Think I can burn them?

Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter

Take your robes, galleons, brooms, and burrows...just stop complainin'!

Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!

Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!

Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!