Standard disclaimer: Moi no own

/ Kiss / Heero paced the hall outside his room. / How do you do that and why? / Heero thought back to earlier that day.

( "Heero, Heero we need to talk about the ceremony tonight, as my boyfriend," She smiled batting her eyelashes, as Heero cocked an eyebrow, "I'm going to need you to give me, more than a peck." Heero looked a little lost, however this went unnoticed by Relena, "So, the kiss will be, like spectacular, I figure it should be short but not too short, like 25 seconds, and…" Relena's watch started too beep, "oh look at the time, I must go, see you tonight Heero darling." With that she tiptoed up and pecked Heero on the cheek, and waved leaving. )

"Kiss, I thought a 'peck' was a kiss." Just as Heero said this Duo opened his door, directly next to Heero's, looking rather angry.

"Heero, are you going to pace around and talk to yourself all day, I'm trying to nap!" he all but yelled. After a muffled apology from Heero, Duo calmed down, "So, what's all the worrying about?" Duo asks flopping down on the Hall floor, next to Heero, who was still pacing.

"I don't understand what Relena wants me to do, kissing, I thought a 'peck' was a kiss, however I come to find out it is something completely different!" Heero looked as though he were about to pull his hair out.

"It is, Heero, but dude, there are like thousands of different kinds of kisses." Heero let out a frustrated sigh. "Come on man, what did you think a kiss was."

"To touch or caress with the lips as a sign of greeting, love, etc. To touch or meet lightly, or a small candy."

"Where'd you get that from?"

"A dictionary."

"I should of known," Duo smiled, "Well come on then, I got me some work to do." Heero looked shocked, Duo was going to help him. / maybe this won't be a catastrophe /

Later

In Duo's room, the boys sat, Duo on the Bed and Heero in the desk chair, "Well, where to start," Duo pondered, "what did Relena tell you?" Duo lay back on the bed, hands behind his head.

"Short, not to short, 25 seconds, no pecks on the cheek."

"Alright, well then, what exactly is the problem?" Duo closed his eyes, / Heero, kissing Heero /

"I have no clue what I am suppose to do." / maybe Duo is just as clueless, we are only 16 after all /

"Alright then, I don't think Relena wants candy, and the meeting thing, yea I suppose it applies, but mainly the touching lips thing is what you want, here." Duo got up off the bed and walked over to his TV, he turned it on and turned to Heero. "Watch." He commanded, as he pushed 64 on the remote, and an old romance movie cane up. "Romance channel." He explained, "That's what she wants only more suitable for the occasion." He said as the infamous plane scene of Casablanca played, and then he promptly turned and took a drink of Coke sitting on the bed stand.

"Ok, so now all I need is practice, can you help with that too?" Duo did a spit take, "Are you all right?"

" Yea, yea, I'm fine, just well never mind, I'd love to help." / Heero, get to kiss Heero / (think wolf with eyes popping out and yelling ahhooga) "Well, you want to make it look comfortable, and sweet," Duo explained making dramatic hand motions. "not like porn or anything, and didn't you say you had, like, a time?" Heero nodded. "Well you want to make it look effortless holding that time," Duo's face changed from the look of a teacher to the look of a giddy high school girl, "so lets get down to the knitty gritty, kiss me."