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Pairings: Big ShowxJoy Giovanni

Characters: Big Show, Joy Giovanni, Candice Michelle, Edge, Hardy Boyz, Lita, etc.

Setting: Attitude Era

Summary: I was losing myself to someone else, but now I see. 'Cause the girl, that you want, was tearing us apart. Because she's everything that I'm not.

A/N: I was listening to Everything I'm Not by: The Veronicas and thinking about a wrestling pairing that would go to this, and this just popped into my head. I know you're thinking Big Show... paired up with someone... but I thought this coupling was always so adorable. The whole story is put in Joy's POV.


Like She's So Perfect, And No One Measures Up
by: Rainbowblack

Prolouge

Of course Candice Michelle is beautiful, are you kidding? If you don't think that she's pretty, you're obviously blind. She can get any guy with her simple sexy gaze. But the only guy I wish she'd leave alone is Paul. That's it. That is literally all that I ask.

Paul's my best friend and yeah, I have a thing for him. I know you're thinking I'm crazy, but I do. I really, really do. She gets everything she wants, but can't she leave alone? Please?

Sure, I probably have that girl next door look, compared to her. And I'm probably extremely naive. But I can change myself if he wants. Sure, it won't be that hard. Right?