Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck.
This is fairly similar to my first one, My Turn: Karkat, except this one will probably start with her downloading the game or getting ready to download the game. Here are this story's test results.
Bitter and Angry!
Here are your Ship-stats!
Matesprit/Boyfriend: Gamzee Makara
Moirail/Good Friend: John Egbert
To get into further detail, here's what they think individually!
John: well, she can be kind of angry and crabby like karkat sometimes, but she's still pretty cool! (You really think I'm like him? He's such a hypocrite!)
Dave: huge bitch (Screw you Strider.)
Jade: she can be kind of mean... D: (Uh huh. Yeah, well if you can't take the heat then stay out of the flames!)
Rose: She can be quite... irrational at times. (Irrational!?)
Karkat: GAAH, DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME, SHE'S MORE OF A BITCH THAN SERKET! (Says the queen of all bitches.)
Sollux: 2he remiind2 me of kk. (Uh huh...No. Seeing as I'm feeling nice today I won't kick you ass for implying that I'm anything like that little bitch.)
Tavros: uHHH,,, (...)
Eridan: Wwhy wwont she fuckin lovve me!? (...No fucking comment, fishface.)
Gamzee: ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR NeEdS To cAlM HeR TiTs, BuT I MoThErFuCkIn lOvE HeR AnYwAy. (-smiles- Hm... Thanks Gam. Love ya too.)
Equius: D - ...I need a towel. (You always need a towel.)
Nepeta: :33 (Uh huh. Do you even say anything else?)
Aradia: 0_0 (Scared are we?)
Terezi: SH3 C4N B3 4 P41N 1N TH3 4SS, BUT SH3'S ST1LL 4 PR3TTY COOL FR13ND. (Uh huh. Your lucky you added the 'cool friend' part other wise I'd kick your ass from here to derse.)
Kanaya: We Share A Common Will Of Destruction, I Must Admit. (Oh yeah, bitch! Destruction is my middle name!)
Vriska: Naaaaaaaag naaaaaaaag naaaaaaaag all the tiiiiiiiime! ::::( (Biiiiiiiitch biiiiiiiitch biiiiiiiiich.)
Feferi: SH-E IS NIC-ER THAN SH-E LOOKS! (Thanks Fef.)
So? Will you dare to read on, and get to know the bitch that is Victoria Fernandes? Yes, I'm keeping the same first name for all of these stories. I hope you decide to read on.
Victoria: Will you? Or will you risk facing my wrath.
Gamzee: Hey, motherfucker. You need to cool your tits.
Victoria: -.- Fine. Just fucking fine. I will use the little self control I have because it's you, Gam.
Gamzee: Aw~ Thanks motherfucker.
