Pants on Fire

A Boomercup Ficlet


When he smiles, he makes the whole world smile along with him. His laugh echoes all over the room convincing you that everything will be alright.

That the world would be alright, even if it I'm pretty sure it wouldn't.

He sickens me really, just as much as his counterpart sickens me.


He was always been right there when I needed him.

Always been the one to pick up the pieces every time he finds me broken.

He'd try his best to make me smile or at least something close to a smile.

He's always been there for me despite the fact that I'm never there when he needs me.

He makes me feel like a jerk. I guess I really am.


When he told me he loved me, I pushed him away.

But he kept coming back.

He's like a boomerang. Maybe that explains his stupid name.

No matter how many times you toss him away from you, he'll always be there to return and annoying the living hell out of you.


"Go away!" I pushed him aside. "I don't like you like that okay."

Lying has become so natural to me that sometimes I wonder if I'm actually capable of telling the truth.

But then again perhaps I should consider myself lucky…

I watched as his left brow rise at me disbelievingly and his smile broadens.


I never really consider myself as a Rowdyruff fan, I cannot tolerate any of them to be perfectly honest. I view them as bullies… well, at least in the series. However, in fanfiction that's a different story. I prefer them in fanfics because their entirely different from the original. And Boomer maybe my favorite out of the three in fanfiction, but Butch is Hot though so…