Author's Notes: Props to my readers who get the Dawson's Creek, Braveheart and X Files references :)
Dean Winchester: The Man, The Myth, The Mystery.
*Dean Winchester could not be reached for commentary - all of the answers are courtesy of the Teen Witch Weekly staff
"Dean Winchester's 7 feet tall!"
Not true. That's his brother, Sam.
"Dean Winchester's killed demons by the hundreds!"
Again, not true. That was his father, John. Dean however has at least killed them by the dozens and is in fact quickly approaching the number John dispatched.
"Dean Winchester's gotten laid in every State!"
This would be true except Dean has a fear of flying and thus cannot visit Hawaii. It is also very doubtful that he will ever visit Alaska. As for the other 48 contiguous states Dean replies with a "Hell yeah, baby." And a very charming wink. (Seriously. Very charming!)
Dean Winchester once ate an entire Thanksgiving Turkey by himself.
True. This was during Sam's first year at Stanford, Dad didn't make it home from the hunt he'd been on until three days afterward.
Dean Winchester is Batman!
No, he's cooler!
Dean Winchester has been described as a lot of things over the years: a hunter, high-school cad, rebel with a cause, a young Fox Mulder, an eighties metal fan, the anti-chick-flick-moment. How would Dean Winchester describe himself?
Dean Winchester would probably say that Dean Winchester is just a guy, trying to do his best in a world that sometimes won't let him. Dean Winchester would not say he fights for justice; he would probably tell you that he fights because he can, because he doesn't know how not to. Of course Dean Winchester wouldn't actually SAY any of this because he doesn't do girl talk (unlike Sammy!).
If Dean Winchester were here he'd destroy the demons with sparks from his eyes and wits from his ass.
No, that's Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. Dean would probably shoot em full of rock salt and then salt and burn their bones though. :)
