The Italian Diaries
(The continuation of Italy's diary.)
Dear Diary,
Today was the world meeting. We stayed at a really nice hotel that had a tiny little fridge in the room and a little microwave on top of it. Plus there was a TV, and a coffee pot, and a little Bible in the drawer, and there was a telephone and the bathroom had all these tiny shampoos and they were all so cool because everything was miniature like it was a little elf hotel! I showed Germany and I got all happy and jumped from bed to bed singing about our elf hotel. Only then someone yelled, "Shut up!" from the room next to us and Germany got all red-faced and made me lie down. But he says that if I am quiet I can watch TV.
We're in the hotel again tonight. I think it was England who said "shut up". All the nations are staying at this hotel, except Austria because he lives here. I'm with Germany, and Prussia is asleep in a reclining chair. Germany is in the shower, so I'll just scroll through the channels. I'll prop you up against the pillows so you can watch with me, Diary. Ve, this bed is so soft…
Dear Diary,
Sorry about that, I fell asleep. Now we are on the road back to Germany's house. Germany is driving, so I get to sit up front. Prussia is sleeping in the back. America and China both went to their places together. This morning we went to a very cute little breakfast area with teeny-tiny boxes of cereal on a little spinning thing and lots of coffee and- get this- a waffle…
CONVEYER BELT!
I know, right!? I was sooo excited! I made waffles for myself and Germany and Prussia and Gilbird. I couldn't stop! There was a little waffle maker and it said FREE on it, so now it's sitting on my lap in the car. Oh yeah, plus we got to SWIM! The pool room was very echo-y and fun to shout in. But Germany preferred using the hot tub. I thought it was kind of boring to just sit in a hot tub the whole time so I played Marco Polo with America. I like America. When all the other adults hang out together and talk about things I don't understand, he plays with us kids. Sealand and Liechtenstein joined in, and we had a lot of fun.
Now we're on our way back. I think I am going to follow Prussia's example and take a little nap in the car.
Dear Diary,
We're back at Germany's now. And I have some bad news. The waffle-maker wasn't free. Germany explained it to me. He said the "FREE" sign meant that the waffles were free, and the waffle-maker belonged in the hotel. I asked if we should bring it back but he said no, he is not going back to Austria any time soon. Then he took some aspirin.
I think Germany should get some help with his headaches, he has them a lot when I'm with him. But he assured me that there's times when they're a lot better, it's just that I'm not around at the time to know. I guess I'll take his word for it.
I let Aster and Berlitz and Blackie (Germany's dogs) say hi to you, and Berlitz gave you a mark with his paw. So cute! Ve! I like Germany's house, especially now that I've added some of my own decorations. I have my own little bedroom there now because I stay here so much. Mostly because Romano is mean to me a lot and I'm supposed to live at his house. Also, he doesn't like Germany. I don't see how, though, Germany is the best!
Prussia went back to his house because he's always worried that one of the dogs will eat Gilbird. That would be tragic. I like Gilbird, even though he pecked my finger one time. But Prussia said that wouldn't have happened if I didn't try to give him a bath. But how was he supposed to get all clean and shiny for the girl birds? Oh, well.
Anyway, Germany says it's time for dinner. Bye for now! Love, Italy
