This takes place in a time when Stan was still alive and he and Karen are still married, Grace is single and she and Will are still roommates.
What was wrong with me, why did I care if Will and Grace decide to have a baby together? What a farce! That'll be a scene to see, the two of them with a baby. I can see it now, Wilma will pick on every little thing Grace does; she'll never be a good enough mother. What is she thinking? Why would she want to do this? Just throwing away her future like that, unbelievable! What's the big deal about babies anyway? It's one thing if you happened to get knocked up, but to purposefully get pregnant? I just don't get it.

Stan thought it was a great idea when I told him. I shouldn't have opened my big mouth, now he's bugging me about having a baby again. Honestly, the man already has two kids, why would he want more? He's getting pretty desperate; he actually told me he'd give me anything I wanted if I'd agree to give him a baby. Damn Grace and her baby talk, now I'll never get Stan off my back.

"Hi there Karen." Grace said as she and Will entered the office. It's nice to see you here before noontime.

"Well, I wouldn't be here this early if it wasn't for you two and your damn baby making plans. You and Will have set a flame under Stan's biological clock and he can't keep his hands off me. Good lord woman, do you have any idea what that's like?

"Ha, that's funny Kare, you and Stan having a baby! Now that's something I'd like to see. I mean, you pregnant? What is Stan thinking? Has he seen you sober? God knows I have, and let me tell ya, it aint pretty!" I don't know who would kill who first.

"Oh you think it's so funny don't you Grace? I could handle being pregnant just fine, thank you very much!"

"Karen, I'm gonna have to go with Grace on this one, you wouldn't last a week with out a martini, never mind nine months. And lets not forget the drugs. Come on Karen, some people are meant to have children and some others are not, and you my friend are not."

"Not meant to have children? Talk about not meant to have children; if you were meant to have children Wilma do you think you'd be a big flaming homo? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Why you two are the last two people who should be making a baby together, but here you are, trying to make a baby."

"Wait Karen, I'm sorry if we hurt your feelings, but come on, you don't really mean that. Will and I would make great parents."

"Better parents than me and Stan you mean? You think you know so much don't you Grace? Well you know what? You don't know anything. That's right Grace, you don't know anything. I'm gonna go home, boink my big fat husband and let him knock me up! Yeah, that's right, I'm going to have a baby. No more drugs, no more booze, the only pills I'll be popping are prenatal vitamins!"

"I hope you don't mind if I take the rest of the day off so I can go get pregnant."

"Karen, what are you talking about? You're not going to get pregnant. Lets all calm down and talk this over.

"There's nothing to talk about Grace. I've been giving this some thought and I do want to have a baby. If you think about it, it makes perfect sense. A baby is just the bargaining tool I need. And you know if Stanley should die I bet most of his money will go to his kids and the ex. Heck, maybe I'll have two babies, that'll put me at the top of the food chain!"

"And then you and the demon seed will rule the world! What the heck are you talking about?" Will screeched. "You're going to bring a child into this world just to suit your own personal agenda? I underestimated you Karen, you are far more evil than I realized.

"Well Karen, I don't know what to say to that. But, I think you should know that Will and I have decided to postpone our baby making plans for the time being."

"Well, that's great Grace, but I'm not having a baby just because the two of you are. Stan does so much for me, this is the least I can do for him. Ha that sounded good right? Yeah, Stan's gonna like that. God this is perfect, why didn't I think of this sooner? He'll never leave me high and dry if I have his baby."

"You're having a baby Karen?" Jack asked as he entered the office. "Who's the daddy?"

"No one yet poodle, but I've decided to let Stanley knock me up!"

"Yippee we're going to have a baby! Karen, why are you going to have a baby?"

"To make Stanley happy, and by Stanley I mean me! Yeah, I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner. It's the perfect plan."

"Karen, you do realize you're going have sex with the big guy in order to get pregnant?"

"Oh Jack, Stan and I have sex, how do you think I earn my keep?"

"Well, I don't know how you do it Karen, Stan is a really fat man. I just can't imagine."

"Oh honey, you have no idea. But we do what we have to do. Hey Jackie why don't you come over tonight? Yeah, I'll do Stan, and then I'll feed him a couple turkeys and let him sleep it off. We can rent some gay porn, it'll be fun."

"Well, if you're going to have gay porn, I'd like to come too." Grace said sheepishly.

"No, I'm mad at you Grace Adler, if you're going mock my family making plans you are not welcome in my home. I have feelings you know, I am a human being."

"Karen, Grace and I are sorry. We didn't mean anything by it."

Well, Wilma I guess I'll let you two off the hook this time, but you need to realize your words have meaning and they can hurt."

"Aw Karen, I feel really bad now."

"Ah ha, ha, ha I got ya good that time. Words have meaning, oh that's rich! Boy I'm good."

"Ok kiddies, it's been fun but I have to go pour the booze down the toilet. You guys come by around 8:00 ok? Stan should be knocked out by then.

"Alright Karen, but be careful ok, I'm mean Stan is a really fat man!"