Title: Price less 1/1
Author: Grant/Ra'Ay'Mond
Author's E-mal: (your feedback is welcomed)
Category: Humor.
Rating: PG13, because of some strong language
Spoilers: Price less commercial
Summary: O'Neill thinks about his favorite actor, and his favorite TV commercial.
PRICE LESS
I do not own the rights to SG1 or any of their products. I am only a poor fan who NEVER wants the adventure to end.
One machine gun totting, air combat experienced, super genius physicist.
Price: classified.
"Chevron six is locked."
One multi lingual, gate symbol decypering, archeologist-anthropologist and part time ascended being.Price: years of training, a pot of coffee a day and about $170,000.
"Chevron seven is locked."
One former first prime of a recently deceased major system lord/false God.
Price: Worth twice his weight in Naquadah.
"Worm hole is established."
Being the leader of a gate hopping, Goa'uld killing, "acquiring weapons to defend our world", first contact team:
FUCKING PRICELESS!
"OK guys, let's go show the bad guys how to win a war!"
The end…
Love it? Hated it? Please let me know…
PS. I am in desperate need of a beta reader. If you would like to beta for STARGATE stories or know some one who would, please… contact me
