Title: The Art 2 Being Random.
Date Finished: 02/03/09.
Story Type: Oneshot-One chapter.
Summary: Non-descriptive AU. Bored in math class, Sia (OC) and Naruto have nothing better to do then write down the basics to being random. -Features an OC-
Word Count: 759.
Main Characters: Naruto and an OC (see below)
Things 2 Know: This story contains an OC by the name of Sydney Uchiha (Sia). She's older then Sasuke. That's all you really need to know. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Note: This is Sia, this is Naruto.
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The Art 2 Being Random
written by Sia Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki
(during math, because we were bored)
(and math is stupid anyways)
(you just say that because you can't even add)
(THAT'S NOT TRUE!)
(…what's two plus two?)
(uh…)
(*sigh*)
Do YOU wish to become more random? So you can actually get (and joke around with) your friends? Well, have no fear! Sia Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki are here!
…That has got to be the corniest thing I have ever-
I DON'T CARE! STOP WRITING! RAAR!
…Example number one, ladies and gentlemen.
*sarcastically* That has got to be the corniest thing I have ever-
…You're so mean to me, Sia.
You deserve it.
UNO: Learn to be unprecitOMATOable (1). Make your friends expect the unexpected…or at least expect that you aren't going to give them a straight answer. Ever.
ELLA! ELLA! A! A!
…Example number two, Ls and Gs.
Stick that in your juice box and suck it.
…????????? WTF?????????????
…It just came out. ANYWAYS.
TWO: Don't try too hard to be random. It comes naturally, most of the time. Example: Sia Uchiha. Random from birth, has perfected the art.
Yeah, that and the art of being crazy.
…
OW! THAT HURT!
That should've been something even YOU could've predicted.
…Are you calling me dense?
…He's catching on, ladies and gents!
THREE: Please don't overdo it. People will stop hanging out with you.
Also, overdoing it is Sia's territory.
HELL YEAH IT IS! BRING IT!
…Er…bring what…?
…Are you being serious, Naru?
…Nnnnnnnnoooo?
…Moving on…
FOUR: Timing is key. Repeat after me: TIMING IS KEY. KEY KEY KEY. If you're random at a place where it doesn't work…well, better start planning your funeral.
Sia is the exception, apparently. Anytime, anywhere…she can say something random and make it funny. Lucky b-
That's why I'm writing this! 'CAUSE I'M A MASTER!
…What does that make me?
…A…uh…sidekick…?
…But I don't want to be a sidekick-
OF RAMEN!
OK!
FIVE: One of the most important rules in the art of being random is to NOT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S MATERIEL. This will get you minus brownie points(2) with your fellow random-ers.
… *shifty eyes*
I still have not forgiven you for stealing that line about the birds and the buzzwax.
…Sorrrrrrrrie A I O U AND SOMETIMES Y!
…Only works when I do it.
Damn.
This is why you're a sidekick, Naru.
Of ramen?
… *sigh* Yes. Of ramen.
SIX: Don't plan your randomness. For you to become a true master of the art (s), it must come naturally.
Most material comes through that way. Naturally, I mean.
…You sound smart…WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SIAAAA?????
*cackles evilly* TAKEN HER BRAINS AND FED THEM TO THE CASHMIR GOATS!
…Really?
Yes.
YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
Owwwwwwwwwwie…hurts like pie…
Young people these days.
SEVEN: Once you become more advanced, you can do tag-team randomness. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS BEFORE YOU'RE READY.
I AM-
THE KING OF PILLOWS!
'Cha. We rock.
Pound it!
Pounded.
EIGHT: Unfortunately, some people just don't get the art of being random. Try not to dwell on it too much and, instead, move on with becoming a RANDOM MASTER!
…Why the Caps Lock?
Looks cooler. Anyways…Case in Point: My brother, Sasukle Uchiha.
…His name is actually Sasuke (the evil teme of all temes!!!!). Sia just likes to call him Sasukle.
IT'S COOL, OK?
Teme doesn't get randomness.
I don't think there's any hope for him.
Let's pray for his soul.
OK…
Dear Big-Person-Up-There. Please help teme become sociable and give him the ability to understand people like us. A-RA-men (3).
*sniffles a bit*
NINE: I mentioned before that timing was key. Now I must address the issue that sometimes, randomness isn't an option, and you just need to be…(twitch. Twitch. Having a hard time writing this…twitch…) normal.
YOU SAID THE WORD!
I know. I'm so ashamed. But it's true.
Yeah, like if someone dies.
Or falls out of a ten-story window and lands on a trampoline.
…Please don't bring that part of my life up again.
Okie-dokie.
TEN: Reality is more funny then fantasy. Remember this well, young Jedi.
…Did you have to insert a Star Wars reference?
EVERY LITERATURE WORK NEEDS A STAR WARS REFERENCE!
…If you say so.
I do say so.
REMEMBER: STAY TRUE TO THESE RULES, AND YOU'LL BECOME A MASTER IN NO TIME!
Finally. We're finished.
Hey, it's lunchtime. Let's go get some ramen.
I want pizza.
…Fine. We can get both.
~THIS HAS BEEN A S-Uchi, Inc PRODUCTION, IN CONJUNCTION WITH UzuRamen Corp.
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OMG, I GET TO RANT?????
Yay~.
This ISN'T an ongoing story...but it's still my baby (i wrote this in less then an hour. TAKE THAT, WRITER'S BLOCK!)
This was just a little silly something to un-block my creative juices, but it turned out better then I thought, so I decided 'Hey, why not?' and posted it.
1. "unpredictOMATOable". If you didn't get this...Sia was writing unpredictable and decided to be random (omg! shocker!) and witty and to prove her point and stuck 'OMATO' in the middle of the word, making both "Unpredictable" and "tomato".
2. "Minus brownie points". Blame the math class. We were talking about brownie points and if they were redeemable and whatnot and it invaded my mind so I decided to put it here.
3. "A-RA-men." Naruto was writing "Amen" and was making an emphasis "A-men" and decided "hey, i'm going to be naruto-like" and stuck "RA" in the middle of "A-men" making "Amen" and "Ramen".
As for the Star Wars Reference...this fic was just too cool (in my mind) not to have a Star Wars reference.
As always, please leave your thoughts and comments in the form of a REVIEW (le gasp, what a shocker).
I'd appreciate it.
FOR THE LAST TIME...THIS IS NOT AN ONGOING STORY.
Peace, love, ramen, tomatoes and brownie points,
Lady Maybelle of Confusion
