Some person told me that script format wasn't allowed. Well...I don't think so because many people have script form stories, and they've been around for years and nobody's told them that script format isn't allowed. So...lol. Enjoy the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

Harry: Hi! My name is Harry, uhh...Harry, Harry, LINE!...Oh right...It's Potter. Harry Potter. Wait...are you sure about this? I look more like a Bob to me! Oh anyway... I have this bestest best friend in the whole wide world who I always, I...I mean, NEVER forget! Yeah...yeah, that's good. His name is...uhh...oh yeah its...no, that's not it. Wait...is my best friend a boy or a girl? Wait...what if its...BOTH? (dun dun dun)

Ron: It's Ron Weasley! And yes, I am an fing boy in case you haven't noticed for the past 3 years!

Harry: Oh I remember now! It's Ro...no wait, that can't be right. Hey! Wait a second, it's all coming back to me now! Her name is Hermione Granger. She's like the smartest person in the whole school, and...

Ron: No, No, NO! You met me before you met her! Remember? On the carriage? We've been friends for three years and you don't even know my name! Say it with me now!
R-O-N W-E-A-S-L-E-Y!

Harry: Oh right! How could I forget him, of all people? That is incredibly stupid of me to forget HIM. His name is Cedric Diggory. Man, he and I share some REAL good memories. Good times...good times...(please note that this is the fourth year of Hogwarts, otherwise Cedric wouldn't BE in this story at all)

Ron: You've got it all wrong! For the last time, its RON WEASLEY!

Harry: Oh, of course! slaps forehead Is it even POSSIBLE for me to not remember this!

Mrs. Weasley: (cough cough)

Ron: Plug that piehole ma! He's on the verge of mentioning me!

Harry: Anyway, its now time to mention my bestest best friend in the whole widest world's name in front of the entire...

Ron: Just spit it out already!

Harry: Okay...his name is...drumroll

Dumbledore: It's now time for all students to report to their dormitories.

Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

five minutes later he's still screaming

Harry: Well, that's all the time we have today. Its too bad I didn't get to mention my best friend. You'd think a guy who's faced Voldemort would be more exciting than this huh? Well no duh, of course I am. It gets better later on. Trust me.

Announcer: This commercial broadcast is brought to you live from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry by Parry Hotter...no that's not right...Hotter Parry...or is it...Larry Sotter?

Harry: That's HARRY POTTER, you dweeb! Yeesh...people these days can't even get a simple name right...

Ron: Now you know how I feel!

Announcer: This commercial is sponsored by Barry Totter, Frosted Flakes, and Nike.

In the distance, Harry is screaming bloody murder about how his name is forgotten by everyone, even the announcer. Ron is struggling to calm him down while Harry is trying to kill the announcer with many jinxes and hexes. He's even tried to do some Unforgivable Curses. His yelling and ranting has awoken the merpeople and the giant squid and many innocent students are being flung into the air, along with some cows and horses. Harry can also be heard yelling, "SCREW FROSTED FLAKES! AND FOR ALL I CARE, NIKE CAN KISS MY GOD DAMNED A$$!"

A/N: Lol...if you want to review this story, review it with thanks to Sarah and Megan. Not to me. They are the original authors...although I added some parts. So...let's have a toast for Sarah and Megan!