Tied together with a rope.

"RAIDERS OF THE LOST SAUSAGE"- PARODY (EVEN STEVENS)

IF ANY ONE REMEMBERS THE EVEN STEVENS EPISODE WHERE REN AND LARRY WERE TIED TOGETHER AFTER COUNCILING, WELL THIS IS MY VERSION WITH SONNY AND CHAD.

CHAPTER 1

SPOV

"I can't believe this is happening" I said after Ms. Bitterman- our "temporary councilor" finished tying the knot around my waist. At the other end of the rope was the disgusting Chad. "Like I want to be

tied to a Random for a whole week either." Chad was saying as he fiddled with the rope between us.

"Both of you ZIP IT." Ms. Bitterman yelled at us, "Now let's go over the guidelines- since your

constant bickering has become part of your daily schedule, you will now be tied together with this 3 foot rope for the next week. If I see either one of you untie your end of the rope your show wil

l stop production for the next two weeks. You will be tied together from when you first come in each day to the end of the day. Remember I'm watching. Both of you may leave. NOW!" she said as she

pushed us through the door and shut the door in our faces.