I couldn't sleep last night and a few parody drabble plot bunnies attacked me...KH related so of course I shall put them here...The bad grammar used for Sora's speech, is on purpose.

Warnings: Mild cursing and a lot of randomness

Summary:
What If plots bunnies! Brought to you by yours truly!

Chapter 1: What if Sora could travel back in time?


Disclaimer- I own nothing from Squaresoft or Jupiter, although I wish I did own Riku...and Cloud...((sigh))

Riku stared out at the ocean. He sighed.

"What are ya up to?" his friend Sora came from nowhere almost knocking him off the tree he was perched upon.

"Sora?" said Riku coming out of his fantasies and half-glaring (yes half) at the spiky-haired brunette. Cobalt blue eyes started back at him. Sora was standing up with his hands behind his head as usual pacing circles around the silver-haired teen. Wait...since when was Sora so tall?

"So...?" Sora demanded to know what was on Riku's mind.

Riku forgetting his confusion over Sora's unexplained height, stared out his friend then out at the ocean again. The aquamarine waves reflected in his own aquamarine eyes giving him an amazing feeling of serenity.

"I was thinking about if there were other worlds, than Destiny Islands you know," he said finally. "Like the one Kairi came from, worlds somewhere beyond the ocean and such..." He was silent for a moment.

Sora stared at his friend in awe his wide blue eyes making contact with Riku's slanted sea colored gaze. Then his tranquil stare turned into a full fledged angry glare.

"Not again!" he yelled, catching Riku by surprise obviously.

"Look you, I'm tired of this shit. I didn't go through all I went through, befriending a duck and dog and running around chasing and saving princesses from stupid spawn-like-rabbits-in-heat shadows just so you can complain about being bored on an island! The last thing I need is for you to go opening a friking portal to darkness breaking all hell lose on Destiny Islands and joining up with he forces of evil and having Kairi kidnapped and locked in some unknown place, while I run around like a friking idiot cuz I'm losing my memories in some humungo castle some girl drew where I have to fight you like a gazillion times and almost get clobbered due to the fact that I'm tired from trekking friking annoying maze like worlds...And I especially don't need to have you lose yourself and Kairi and even myself to a stupid dark force capable of destroying the world as we know it! So think before you speak you ungrateful silver-hair pretty boy! Trust me we don't NEED any other worlds!"

With that Sora or whoever he was; He looked like Sora but more mature, made his way down the shore muttering something about a damn gummi ship. Riku just stood there confused as all heck, staring blankly trying to piece together what the hell had just happened.

He decided to climb back up on his tree, and lie down a bit; his head was a bit spinney. Riku stared out at the ocean. He sighed.

"Hey, Riku what are you thinking about?" It was Kairi his other friend of short pink hair, she walked up to his tree and stared at his gruelishly handsome yet very confused face. She watched get up from his perch and jump down.

"Where are you going?" asked Kairi as her eyes followed him walking up the beach.

"Home." came the simple reply. "See ya later Kairi." With that, he made his way up to the little house that was his home, he had suddenly lost interest in other worlds.

OWARIMASHITA!


psshhh longer to write than think up... Read and Review please! )