Aang let out a big sigh of exhaustion. He had spent all week avoiding attacks from the stupid Fire Nation and their stupid fire. Man, how he hated that stupid fire! It's a good thing he didn't have any hair otherwise it would've been burnt off by now. Toph and Katara were out on a walk, talking about who knows what. Maybe about how he single-handedly took down a giant elephant and a team of 20 fire benders all by himself, while Sokka was busy hiding behind a rock. They probably weren't. Aang prided on himself being the most mischievous of the group, once hiding all of Sokka's underwear inside Appa's mouth, so at this moment in time he made a mistake that would have catastrophic events, leading to the destruction of the world as he knew it! Actually not really; it was pretty chill.

He left camp and began to sniff the trail that his friends had gone. With his great big monkey nose, he was able to pick up the scent and followed it to a clearing nestled between some mangroves. He cautiously hid himself in between the trees and watched the scene progress before his eyes.

Katara and Toph were dancing! Not like, "Oh sick let's krump!" but like legit ballroom dancing, waltzing to an imaginary beat in their head. Aang thought to himself, "Dude, it looks like that one scene from the Beauty in the Beast. Oh but wait. Who's beauty? And who's the beast? Okay so since Toph is meaner to me and doesn't like to shave often then she can beast. Katara's beauty then okay all settled." Then Aang mentally yelled at himself when he realized he was being as dumb as Sokka. This was interrupted, however, by a mental image of Toph screaming at him, "It's freaking No Shave November! Leave me alone, freak!" Aang then hit himself and went back to observe his friends dancing. He observed their dancing. They looked really awkward, like two big potatoes with arms and legs trying to dance. Their uncomfortable hand holding and touching reminded him of the environment created when people eat bananas and then other people look at the people eating the banana and say something perverted, then the person eating the banana doesn't know whether to continue eating the banana or throw away the banana in disgust: it was that awkward! Katara's hair glistened in the afternoon sun like the nose hair after a big sneeze. Toph's complexion looked like orange creamsicle, how it became that color is still a mystery. Finally, they stopped. Katara threw her arms around Toph like an octopus trying to open a clam and leaned in seductively.

Aang then screamed.