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I did warn you I can't write summarys right?

Well if I didn't *Warned you now*

A bunch of semi-cracky semi-cutesy Destiel mess from my brain. Sorry not Sorry.

Sorta AU-y because Kevin is still alive, the bunkers layout is messed up and Cas is still an angel at beginning of season nine. OH and the fact that destiel actually happens. Sam ships it, Charlie ships it, Crowley ships it, Dead non Dead Gabriel ships it, Kevin ships it, Dean ships it, Even Cas ships it. Fem!Dean Fem!Cas! Fem!Sam. (and male all of them too.) Dream!Cas. PIE! Sam plays Sherlock. Gabriel points and laughs. Really weird time layout.

Heres what I would tag it with if I could

I Don't Even Know

My First Destiel Fanfic

Lesbian Destiel

Help my brain

everyone ships it

PIE!

Adorably stupid Cas

sorta AU

Bunker gang

Destiel - Freeform

Possible Mooseley

possible sabriel

Maybe Cas isn't as innocent as he pretends

failed matchmaking

Well 'failed'

Dream Sex

Mind Reading

Awesome Angel powers

Charlie being a BAMF! fangirl

Sammy reading between the lines

So hey person reading this, sorry about terrible grammer, spelling and just about everything. There may be Mooseley or Sabriel later on. Definite Lesbian Destiel later so if not your thing i shall put a warning on those chapters

FYI this is gonna be a long haul, I made a list of already planned chapters. I'll try to update often but no promises. Said list (arrow pointing downwards)

Featuring -You can't hide a thing from Sam Winchester (part one)

Featuring -Do your research Cas

Featuring -Angelic Help (Gab is back)

Featuring -A three point attack/ You can't hide a thing from Sam Winchester (part two) (Sam, Dean, and Cas' pov)

Featuring -Charlie what's this Destiel thing on your computer?

Featuring -Well that went well.

Featuring -Why Dean really likes pie ;)

Featuring -DEAN wake up!

Featuring -OH crap, he can read my mind

Featuring -You are not to die a virgin, not on my watch

Featuring -Mocking the moose

Featuring -The whole She-Bang (I sort of stole this chapter title sorry, it just made me laugh for five whole minuets, apart from the title the chapter is very different)

Featuring -You can't hide a thing from Sam Winchester (part three)

Featuring -Your Entertainment

Featuring -What could possible go wrong?

Featuring -Rumours in Heaven and Hell

Featuring -A very reliable witness

Featuring -No KIDding

Featuring -You can't hide a thing from Sam Winchester (Part 4)

There will probably be more too so yeah just warning you. Um and yeah this is my first Destiel fic so don't hate me to hard.