"Kyle, get in here!" My mum called.

I enter to see my Mum, Dad and my Brother ,Ike, sitting at the table.

"Yes?" I asked in a worried voice.

"Kyle, what you did was ungrateful. You disobeyed your mother and locked your brother in the attic, just so you could save those Canadians!" My father said quite upset.

"But I couldn't let them die. You saw what happened." I argued defensively.

My Mum and Dad looked at each other and knew what I was talking about.

Saddam Hussein had come back and tried to take over the world and he would have too if Satan hadn't killed him after Saddam insulted Satan after Cartman used his filthy fucking mouth to defeat Saddam.

Speaking of fat-ass, he's getting the V-Chip out today.

I was annoyed at this.

"Mum, Dad. Stan and Kenny are going to see Cartman having his V-Chip removed. Can I go? Please?" I begged my parents.

My parents knew they couldn't ground me for long and besides in 2 weeks, the town was holding a 'Thank-You for saving us, you 4 brave, young Boys' Party to thank Cartman, Stan, Kenny and I for saving the world.

I was allowed to go, as long as I was back home in time for supper.

I said I would.

The End of Kyle's story of the aftermath of Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

Look out for Stan, Kenny and Cartman's stories.