THINGS DEEKS IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO
Steal Sam's food
Make Monty steal Sam's food
Call Kensi a girl (unless he WANTS another broken rib…)
Play Mario Kart in OSP
Sit in Kensi's chair
Place whoopee cushions on anyone's chair
Drive Sam's car
Touch Sam's car
Look at or breathe on Sam's car
Dress up like a hobo again
Call Sam Cyborg (Teen Titans)
Convince small children that Sam is Cyborg
Try to put a bell on Hetty. Emphasis on TRY
Change Sam's ringtone to "I'm a Barbie Girl" Then call him when he's in the interrogation room
Use Nell's X-ray camera to take "selfies"
Sing the theme to Mission Impossible during a stakeout
Blow the smoke from his gun after shooting
Turn off the lights and shine a lamp on the suspect during an interrogation
Call himself "Uncle Marty"
Speak in the third person
This is the first 20, more to come!
