THINGS DEEKS IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO

Steal Sam's food

Make Monty steal Sam's food

Call Kensi a girl (unless he WANTS another broken rib…)

Play Mario Kart in OSP

Sit in Kensi's chair

Place whoopee cushions on anyone's chair

Drive Sam's car

Touch Sam's car

Look at or breathe on Sam's car

Dress up like a hobo again

Call Sam Cyborg (Teen Titans)

Convince small children that Sam is Cyborg

Try to put a bell on Hetty. Emphasis on TRY

Change Sam's ringtone to "I'm a Barbie Girl" Then call him when he's in the interrogation room

Use Nell's X-ray camera to take "selfies"

Sing the theme to Mission Impossible during a stakeout

Blow the smoke from his gun after shooting

Turn off the lights and shine a lamp on the suspect during an interrogation

Call himself "Uncle Marty"

Speak in the third person

This is the first 20, more to come!