Yay another story to update every once in a while that ultimatly sucks anyway!
"So wait your working on your dads jutsu and haven't tested it yet but you want me to?"Kiba confirmed
"Yep!"Naruto answered
"And where will I end up if this works?"Kiba questioned
"Over there where the kuni with the seals are."Naruto confirmed
"Okay now let me see that paper with the hand signs on it."Kiba said
Naruto handed him the paper and Kiba looked it over twice. Kiba knodded confirming he was ready, Naruto backed away and Kiba started doing the hand signs. When he was done there was a flash of yellow light like when his dad did it. But where was Kiba?
"Where the hell am I?"Kiba wondered
Right now he was floating in a kinda vortex thing, then out of nowhere some guy with long white hair and red clothes apeared and floated past him asleep.
"Oh shit!"Kiba thought when he appeared in a cave full of people that had weapons and wolfs with them
"Hey who the hell are you and where did you come from!"One of them shouted
"Um I'm Kiba and well, you known what? I'm just fuckin' confused! So shut the fuck up and let me think for a minute!"Kiba stated simply
"I'm Kouga leader of this wolf tribe,you can't talk to me this way!"Kouga stated oh so matter of factly
"Yeah! Yeah! Good for you fucker, I just want to get home to beat the shit out of Naruto."Kiba said sarcasticly
"How dare you! I am the leader you are suppose to show me respect!"Kouga growled
"Yeah but your not my leader! So you can shove that up your skinny ass!"Kiba shouted, all the wolfs whined
"You know what?! Do you relise the position your in right now? There is an army of us! And one of you, asshole!"Kouga retorted
In Konoha...
"Um Kiba is that you?"Naruto asked poking the boy awake
"Who the hell are you?"The boy asked
"I'm Naruto, who the hell are you fucker?!"Naruto asked oh so politly
"I'm Inuyasha, and where am I?"Inuyasha asked curiously
"In Konoha, so where did you come from?"Naruto asked
"Well I was sleeping in a hut at Kaede's Village."Inuyasha said
"Hm weird, I've never heard of that place, maybe if we ask Granny Hokage where it is, I'll help you get back! Here follow me!"Naruto said running off
Back With Kiba...
"Do I look like I care? Geez, I just wanted to leave!"Kiba growled
"We aren't letting you go with out answers!"Kouga stated
"Well do I look like I Have them?"Kiba said angrily
"No but I know who will, Quick tie him up!"Kouga shouted
Before Kiba knew it he was tied and gagged and being carried out of the cave. He didn't know how long he struggled for but he had a good idea, he guessed about 5 minutes or less, how long till he was ungagged about an hour or so. Now he was sitting in a hut full of people. There was an old lady with an eye patch, some girl with a giant boomerang, what looked like a monk, a kid with a tail, and some girl in a short skirt, uniform thing.
"Now where am I?"Kiba asked
"In Kaede's Village, dumbass."Kouga said simply
"Who the hell is Kaede, and who names there son that?"Kiba questioned
"That would be me! And I'm a girl."The little old lady said
"Ok so Kaede why the hell am I here?"Kiba asked
"Well we have no idea, it seems you appeared the moment Inuyasha disappeared."Kaede said
"Wait, does he have long white hair, red clothes?"Kiba asked
"Yes indeed."Kaede answered
"Ok well then I saw him while flying through this vortex like thing."Kiba said
"Well then I believe that this is one of those life changing experiences."Kaede said
"Oh I've heard of those Hinata showed me an article on those in a magazine!"Kiba said happily
"Kagome, he sounds more from your time, you should handle this."Kaede said
"Ok, but um what time are you from?"Kagome asked
"I don't know! I don't check every day!"Kiba said
"If its any help I found these on him."Kouga said pulling out the kuni
"Oh wait, I've seen those before in a museum before they are said to be carried by ninja but was never proven correct. Are you a ninja?"Kagome asked
"No, I'm museum robber!"Kiba said sacasticly
"Can please tell us what a ninja is?"Kouga asked
"Yeah, um you see they lived in village and fought each other, they usualy had special powers and were payed to protect people."Kagome explained
"Well he isn't a very good ninja."Kouga said
"Hey I'm still here!"Kiba shouted
"We know."Kouga said
"I think we should untie him."Kagome said
"What no! He still hasn't given me my answers!"Kouga stated
At that time Kiba finaly cut through the rope holding him using his claws. Kiba bolted up grabbed a kuni from Kouga and put it the girl with boomerangs throat.
"I'll kill her! I swear it! Hey back it up monk! If you don-"The girl swung her foot back hitting him directly in the nutts
He fell over howling in pain and holding down there.
"Who the kicks down there?! You sick bitch!"Kiba whined
"Yeah that is a little harsh."Kouga said
"What? Why are you on his side?"She Questioned
"Cause I'm a guy too! I know what that feels like."Kouga answered
"Your a guy?"She asked
"Fuck you."Kouga said
"Any way my name is Sango and now you know not to fuck with me."Sango said with intimidation
"Yeah sure bitch."Kiba said getting up still holding his nutts
"What was that?"Sango said sarcasticly
"Nothing, anyway how am I gonna get back home, cause I'm not staying with capton tie every person he sees up."Kiba said watching him suspicously
"Well your going to have to cause I have no more room in my village."Kaede said speaking for the first time in a while
"What but He's a total dick!"Kiba and Kouga said in unison
"So you'll get used to him, and I'll send Miroku every once in a while to make sure you don't kill each other."Kaede explained
"What why involve me?"The monk who is now apparently called Miroku spoke up
"Because the women in my village need a break from running away from you every once in awhile."Kaede told him
"And because she hates you."Kiba added
"If I wasn't buddist I would bitch slap you."Miroku said calmly
"Can you just leave already your giving me a head ache with all this fighting?"Kagome said holding her head
"Fine, lets go dumbass."Kouga said leaving
"Hey wait up!"Kiba called after him
So what did you think tell me to continue if you like it. And sorry for them being kinda ookish.
