What are you doing here this is such shit get out while you still can.


One day, Medic was tinkering with his medical shits, just like always, because his lyfe is dull.

"MIEN GOTTNESS", he suddenly shouted! "WHERE IS BIRD" Archimedes was nowhere to be found! Where could he have gone, the good doc asked himself.

With the speed of a million slugs, Medic rushed out of his medical lab, beginning his search for his precious birb.

"HEAVY" The RED shouted milliseconds before he bounced off the hefty man, landing on the ground with a pttgh (wtf). "MIEN GLASSES SUCH I COULDN'T C U"

Heavy looked to him with concern before effortlessly hoisting the only slightly shorter, though most certainly smaller man."Wow then Doktor needs new glasses da?"

The doctor regained his composure (or should I say gained some composure because did he even have any in the first place) before speaking"Je. But zhat dun't matterrightnow WHERE IS MY BIRD?"

The practical giant recoiled a small bit at the sudden outburst. "Tiny red and white bird?"

"JA"

"Heavy has not seen eet. Have you asked Engie?"

"NO BUT ZHAT'S A GUTT IDEA THSANK YOU HEAVY"

Medic ran off, leaving Heavy behind.