"In the vast, deep in the forest of Hyrule, long have I served as the guardian spirit. I am known as Celebi's T-"
A high pitched voice cut into the introduction. "I know who you are. Everybody in Hyrule knows who your are. The readers know who you are. Do we really need a long winded introduction that people turn off the game for?"
"The Pokemon of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me."
"Now you just sound like a pedophile. What are you hiding from me?"
"Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one Pokemon who does not have a fairy."
"Hey, Cel, can I go now?" A small blue fairy, about the size of a person's palm, fluttered lightly in front of an old looking tree. That had a creepy face. And could talk.
The tree seemed to furrow his eyebrows in frustration. "Navi, why do you just assume you're going to be assigned to bring the Pichu?"
The blue light made an annoyed tingle. "Because I'm the only open fairy left. All the others you created were stupid and got eaten by Skull Kids."
"Quiet, Navi. Now listen to the words of the Celebi Tree."
Navi seemed to flicker lightly, as if to facepalm. "Do you always refer to yourself in third person?"
"No the Celebi Tree doesn't!"
The fairy shook lightly before flittering off, leaving a trail of sparkles behind. Anything to get away from that pathetic thing of a tree. Always thinking he's a hotshot. But she also knew a similer tree wouldn't have been so stuck up.
Anyhow, she followed the convinent path to where the brats lived. Quickly ducking under a constipated looking Seedot, which was not a pleasent experience, the fairy quickly surveyed the area. Now where did that Pichu sleep? The Celebi Tree would know, but juts looking around might help.
Taking off towards an Oddish on a rooftop, Navi quickly decided to just ignore it. Obvioudly, the Pichu would probably never get a girl. Still looking, she passed a Bellsprout trying to pick up a rock. Which made no sense since it didn't have arms. Sighing, the fairy continued towards the next house, not before hitting a fence.
Quickly shaking it off, the blue light entered the one house without a freakshow hanging out near it. And was rewarded by a fuzzy yellow lump of fur. Flying over, she noticed the Pichu was still asleep. At noon. "Get up!"
The Pokemon vaguely muttered something before rolling over. Aggravated, Navi started bouncing around on his bed. "Get up you lazy butt before I eat your family!" The creature rolled over with a half opened mouth.
"I duunnn haf amy famy..." The Pichu slurred sleepily before sitting up in the bed. The Pokemon was small in size, small even for his species. The trait of a black jagged design on his chest, and ears were there, along with the bright yellow color. The only thing out of place was his bright blue eyes. "What are you doing in my room?"
The fairy sighed. "I, sadly, have been assigned to bring you to the Celebi Tree. Why you, I don't know. Now let's go!"
The yellow and black creature tilted his head before hopping off his comfort spot. "I wonder what the Celebi Tree wants with me..."
The fairy floated out of the room, but not before saying, "I have a few in mind."
