Gundam No

Gundam No. 5

Hey! I'm Airjax, and I want to welcome you to the fics. This is my first one, so be warned. It's not that good. It's GREAT!

Wufei: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Gundam number five.

Music starts

Wufei: Gundam number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

This is Operation M, so come on let's ride

To the Ozzie base around the corner

Noin needed some abuse, but I didn't really wanna

Weak buzz like I got last week

Might as well be asleep 'cause the Leo are cheap

I've heard fics about Lucrezia, Zechs Merquise, Sally and Une

All hoppin' in the bed to have some cheap fun

But what can I do, I really am getting bored

To me, all this is just like a sport

I'm gonna fly, it's all good, let me see all the fics about my love life

A little bit of Sally Po comes alive

A little bit of Lady Une fighting 5

A little bit of Quatre's what I need (according to the fic)

A little bit of Duo's what I see

A little bit of nookie with Gundam 1

A little bit of Trowa on the run

A little bit of Treize, who wants in my pants

Too bad, Relena doesn't stand a chance

Gundam number five

I jump up and down; I'm groovin' all around

I still can't believe they think that I won't turn them down

I don't want Treize

I don't think that would be right

But, well, Duo… think that would be nice

I'm sappy in the front, cross-dresser on the side

But if I get kissed… I'll be his for the night?!?!?

A little bit of Sally Po comes alive

A little bit of Lady Une fighting 5

A little bit of Quatre's what I need (according to the fic)

A little bit of Duo's what I see

A little bit of nookie with Gundam 1

A little bit of Trowa on the run

A little bit of Treize, who wants in my pants

Too bad, Relena doesn't stand a chance

The Gundam, the Gundam

Gundam number five

A little bit of Sally Po comes alive

A little bit of Lady Une fighting 5

A little bit of Quatre's what I need (according to the fic)

A little bit of Duo's what I see

A little bit of nookie with Gundam 1

A little bit of Trowa on the run

A little bit of Treize, who wants in my pants

Too bad, Relena doesn't stand a chance

I screwed all of you

I don't think all of this could be true

You all can't run, you all can't hide

Sooner or later I'll give you a try

Gundam number five

Wufei bows, walks away, and is promptly glomped by the aforesaid mentioned.

Review me please!