PITY PARTY

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GRAVITY FALLS

A/N: THIS IS A COLLECTION OF ONE SHOTS IT WILL HAVE DIPFORD, STANDIP, BILLDIP AND EVERY GUY X DIP THERE WILL BE NO GIRL ON GUY, BACKGROUND GIRL ON GIRL.

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Pairing of this chapter:Dipford

Warning: Kidnapping

All the lights in the Mystery Shack were off, except for the one in the kitchen.

"Look Sixer, what I'm saying is maybe you should let Dipper spend time with his sister more. I mean you keep the kid down there with you all the time! It's like you don't even want him to be around the family." Stan explained quietly, after all the nibling's were asleep upstairs.

Ford turned and eyed his brother with a glint in his eyes.

"That kid has potential, I'm just trying to let it grow."

Stan looked at him with weary eyes, "Whatever Sixer, all I want is that you let the kid spend time with his family."

"I don't want him around the family."

Silence echoed around the room and shock and anger settled upon Stan's face.

"What? Why not?" He questioned a bit to harshly.

Ford smiled, his eyes narrowing; "Because then you all will look down upon our relationship."

"What? What are you talkin-AGH!"

Ford punched Stan in the face before he could finish his sentence. He pulled out his gun and set it on stun.

"I'm sorry Lee but I'm not letting you keep us apart!" He shot at the man he knew as his brother.

He then ran towards the kids room, knowing the stuns effect wouldn't last for long. He slammed the bedroom door open and raced in. The twins screamed at the sudden entrance and rude awaken.

"Great uncle Ford?! What's going on?!" Mabel shouted as she stood from her bed.

"Nothing sweetie I just need to borrow your brother for a while."

He grabbed the small boy and lifted him to his chest, cradling him there.

"Hold on Dipper."

The man raced towards the triangular window, Dipper holding on to him for dear life. Angry shouts and breaking glass reached the young boy's ear as his great uncle crashed through the window and his other Grunkle barging through the door.

"STANFORD!"

The boy cried out as he was jostled, as Ford landed.

"Great uncle Ford what's happening?!" He asked fear creeping into his voice. "We left Mabel!"

Dipper turned his head towards the attic window where his sister was staring at them from. Ford opened the passenger side door to Stan's car and gently slid the boy inside buckled him in and closed the door and rushing towards the drivers side. Dipper lifted his head to peer out the car window as Ford scrambled to put the keys into the ignition, the door's locked. Dipper could see Grunkle Stan running towards them wielding a steel base ball bat. The boy turned to his Great uncle tears welling up at the unknown situation.

"Great uncle Ford? W-what's-"

The boy was cut off as the bat hit his window, a loud surprised wet shriek leaving his mouth as he jerked to the left.

"STANFORD! OPEN THE DOOR! Stan screamed hitting the window again cracks appearing making Dipper scream again.

"DIPPER! I'M SORRY KID! I NEED YOU TO UNLOCK THE DOOR! STANFORD'S NUTS! YOU NEED TO TRUST ME!"

The boy was openly sobbing and frightened, still his hand went to to unlock the door when the engine revved to life and the car jerked forward. Stan screamed profanities at Ford as they drove away Stan followed them until he could no longer see them.

"Fuck."

He took his phone out and called a familiar number.

"Soos I need you to come to the house and quick, bring Wendy."

Dipper was sobbing as they drove away, ears ringing from the lack of noise.

"G-great uncle Ford? Please tell me what's going on?" The boy pleaded, whipping his face on his night shirt, terrified tears falling.

Ford's face was emotionless, hands gripping the steering wheel, glasses tinted.

"They tried to keep you away from me."

The boy looked at the man with tired sleep deprived eyes.

"W-what are you saying?"

They turned onto the highway driving south.

"You may not have noticed Dipper, but I love you."

The boy's brows furrowed.

"Yeah I know, I love you to-"

"Romantically not as family."

The boy stared at the elder with a shocked expression, fear and dread settling in his stomach.

"B-but i-isn't that w-wrong?" Dipper stuttered.

"It maybe, but I don't care and neither should you, after all where we are going nobody's ever gonna find us and we can spend eternity there."

The boy shook his head tears flying and began to tug at his set belt and tugging at the door handle.

"N-no! Your crazy! Let me out! HELP! HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

He screamed banging against the window with his fist and crying.

"Now, now Dipper it's 4:00am who would be up at this hour?"

The boy continued to claw and scream, looking like a trapped animal.

Stanford sighed and pulled over, he tugged the boy back into the seat with one hand and reached into his pocket. Much to Dipper's dread he pulled out a small blue sleeping pill bottle, opening it with one hand he took out a white circular pill. With his other hand he grabbed the boy's wrists and shoved the pill into the kids mouth. He quickly covered the boy's mouth with his hand and told him to swallow. Dipper refused and Ford had enough, he released the boy's wrists and pinched his nose shut. The boy struggled, small hands beating and pushing against Stanford's face until finally ran out of air and swallowed. Ford smiled and took his hands away from Dipper, who gasped and coughed for air.

"There now that wasn't so bad was it?"

He turned the car on and headed back to the road. Dipper stared at Ford, eyes becoming heavy and his mind became clouded.

"Goodnight Dipper."

The boy tried to fight the overwhelming sleepiness that poured over his mind. But gave in when it became to much, with one last small sob the boy fell asleep. Ford looked over the boy and turned his eyes back towards the road.

No one was going to keep his little ray on sun away from him.

No one.