NARUTO

Bling bling! bling bling!

Naruto: Hello? Who is this?

?: This is the factory that makes ALL foods. I'm sorry we don't sell those here.

Naruto: Wait...I never ordered anything. What are you talking about?

: Yes we do have that here. Would you like fries with that?

Naruto: No I would not like fries with what I did not order!

?: So you want that with fries. Anything else ma'am?

Naruto: DAMNIT! I DONT WANT YOUR STUPID FRIES! AND IM NOT A CHICK!

?: So you want chicken with that? Okay the total amount is 18000000 yen.

Naruto: WHAT IS THAT?!

?:That what?

Naruto: That that!

?: Where?!

Naruto: There!

?: Where?

Naruto: Where what?

?:Where is that?

Naruto: You tell me!

?: tell you what?

Naruto: WHO IS THIS!?!?!

?: this is Sakura Haruno confessing her love to you.

Naruto: Sakura?!

?: NO DUMBASS IM ME!

Naruto: But you just said-

?: Get your questions straight! Why'd you call me?!

Naruto: but I didn't call you!

?: But ma'am, if you add that to your order, It will cost you a fortune!

Naruto: For the last time I am not a chick! And I didn't order what you're talking about!

?: What am I talking about?

Naruto: how am I suppose to know?

?: Then why'd you call?

Naruto: I don't know...wait! I didn't call! who is this?!

?: I don't know! stop asking!

Naruto: How can you not know yourself?

?: I've never met that person before. Is that person nice?

Naruto: How would I know?

?: So you don't know yourself... I should call an ambulance. Or better yet, TEH PSYCO SERVICE! DUM DUM DUM DUUUUUUM!

Naruto: I'm not crazy! you are!

?: Who am I?

Naruto: I.DONT.KNOW!

?: So you wouldn't like that combo?

Naruto: NO! i mean YES! I mean NO!

?: Do you have an appointment or not, Ms.Crazy-person?

Naruto: HELL NO.

?: Okay, thank you for your generous purchase. The items you ordered will be sent to you tomorrow.

Naruto: F YOU!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

?: Too bad. I was having so much fun.

Sasuke in background: Orochimaru. What are you doing? It's time for my 'special' training.

Orochimaru: Coming my love!