NARUTO
Bling bling! bling bling!
Naruto: Hello? Who is this?
?: This is the factory that makes ALL foods. I'm sorry we don't sell those here.
Naruto: Wait...I never ordered anything. What are you talking about?
: Yes we do have that here. Would you like fries with that?
Naruto: No I would not like fries with what I did not order!
?: So you want that with fries. Anything else ma'am?
Naruto: DAMNIT! I DONT WANT YOUR STUPID FRIES! AND IM NOT A CHICK!
?: So you want chicken with that? Okay the total amount is 18000000 yen.
Naruto: WHAT IS THAT?!
?:That what?
Naruto: That that!
?: Where?!
Naruto: There!
?: Where?
Naruto: Where what?
?:Where is that?
Naruto: You tell me!
?: tell you what?
Naruto: WHO IS THIS!?!?!
?: this is Sakura Haruno confessing her love to you.
Naruto: Sakura?!
?: NO DUMBASS IM ME!
Naruto: But you just said-
?: Get your questions straight! Why'd you call me?!
Naruto: but I didn't call you!
?: But ma'am, if you add that to your order, It will cost you a fortune!
Naruto: For the last time I am not a chick! And I didn't order what you're talking about!
?: What am I talking about?
Naruto: how am I suppose to know?
?: Then why'd you call?
Naruto: I don't know...wait! I didn't call! who is this?!
?: I don't know! stop asking!
Naruto: How can you not know yourself?
?: I've never met that person before. Is that person nice?
Naruto: How would I know?
?: So you don't know yourself... I should call an ambulance. Or better yet, TEH PSYCO SERVICE! DUM DUM DUM DUUUUUUM!
Naruto: I'm not crazy! you are!
?: Who am I?
Naruto: I.DONT.KNOW!
?: So you wouldn't like that combo?
Naruto: NO! i mean YES! I mean NO!
?: Do you have an appointment or not, Ms.Crazy-person?
Naruto: HELL NO.
?: Okay, thank you for your generous purchase. The items you ordered will be sent to you tomorrow.
Naruto: F YOU!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
?: Too bad. I was having so much fun.
Sasuke in background: Orochimaru. What are you doing? It's time for my 'special' training.
Orochimaru: Coming my love!
