Humor story

"Where am I?" Super Mango asked himself. "I need a match!" He yelled out to no one. That is, until Mr. No Name comes out of nowhere. "Hey, kid!" Mr. No Name says to Super Mango. " Do ya have a meat burrito?" "No." Super Mango replied. "Do you have a match?" "Yes!" Mr. No Name replied. "Give it to me!" Super Mango said to Mr. No Name. "Why? We have lights here!" Mr. No Name said. "Oh." Super Mango said. Just then, a volleyball struck Super Mango in the spleen. "(BEEP!)" He said right as he fell to the ground. NOTE: I will use the word BEEP when anyone swears. This is rated K and I don't want this story to be deleted!

Meanwhile...

"Who threw that volleyball at my spleen?" Super Mango asked Mr. No Name. "It was not me!" Mr. No Name said.

If it wasn't Mr. No Name, who the BEEP was it?

Find out in chapter 2! Read and review.