Some Notes:

Alright, so it begins here. Basically these will all be old writings I have done in the past for the former SPPf Hoennshipping thread. There are several reasons why I have chosen to do this.

First, to sort of "introduce" many of you to who I am, by showing off some old work if you weren't part of the older Hoennshipping fanbase.

Second, I would like some critique on these stories aside from people on forums. As I have said, these are all old stories I have written, yet, they have spread out over time, so some may be more well written than others. I hope.

The last reason is of rather little importance right now.

So, without further adieu, I give you my Chronicles of Random Hoennshipping One-Shots.

"Brendan is in town? You mean that one kid that won the Hoenn, Kanto and Jhoto League championships?" Asked some random trainer in a local Pokemon center.

May Maple, thirteen years old and Pokemon coordinator for one year overheard this and was listening to each word these two people were talking about instantly. Could they be talking about the same Brendan that she knew? The super smart, super cute, was voted most likely to succeed back at school and son of Professor Birch? After all, it has been several years since she had last saw him. Those long years, yes, she can remember the day he left for his Pokemon journey, he was ten and she was only nine, not that it mattered, did it? She liked him, but she didn't have a crush on him, did she? After all, she did kind of tease him about his white hair and pick on him, but only because he couldn't do anything back because she was a girl , and also they were good friends and he was easy to make fun of. But did it mean that she liked him in THAT way? She was letting this all get to her head, this couldn't be the same Brendan that they were talking about.

"What was his name again?" Asked the first random trainer

"It was Brendan, Brendan Birch" Said the Second random trainer. "Man can you believe it? That kid is only fourteen and look at what he's done. that kid must pack some seriously powerful Pokemon! It makes me want to go find him and challenge him"

Well that settles it, it really was Brendan, but why was he back here in Kanto if he had already conquered the League here? 'well of course!' May thought to herself 'Of course, he's here for the Battle Frontier.'

"I hear he is just sitting in the park doing nothing, can you believe it? It's like he is just BEGGING someone to go up to him and challenge him." said the second random trainer. That was it, after hearing that, May ran out the Pokemon center and made a dash towards the park, just to see him again. She had to see him, she wanted to see him. She felt that her day wouldn't be complete unless she did see him, maybe she did like him in that way after all.

Finally, at long last, there he was sitting on a bench near a pond, he looked a lot different than the last time she saw him. Well, it was just his outfit that was different, he wore a black button up collared shirt with red markings on it, he wore some kind of shorts that were gray in the inner part of them but the outer sides were black, and under the shorts were black pants, and he wore red shoes and red fingerless gloves, and finally, his bandanna. It was a light green one that kept his snowy white hair out from his ruby red eyes, and he was just sitting there, reading a book, wearing his glasses for reading. 'He always did look cute when he wore his glasses.' May thought, and with that, she ended up right beside him and tapped his shoulder.

"Hm? oh......, hey! oh, holy..! May, it's you!" Said Brendan as his face lit up with a bright smile "Wow, it's so good to see you after all this time. My, my . Just look at how you've grown!"

"Look at YOU! You look great!" said May, now she couldn't take her eyes off of him. Now that she was closer. He did seem a lot different, he was taller, and she had noticed that his arms were slightly wider than she last had seen him, "Have you been working out?"

"Not really, it's just that all of this traveling and hiking can do this to you, I guess." Brendan replied with a small chuckle. Now Brendan couldn't take his eyes off of May, and she noticed it too.

"What is it Brendan?" she asked, maybe he would tell her that she looked really good, after all, she did notice sometimes that other boys would not stop staring at her, so maybe her "charm" was working on Brendan as well. "Do you think I look different? Because I've been working out as much as I can, but I haven't really been doing too much, seeing as how I'm always on the move."

As soon as May said that, Brendan's eyes snapped back to her face and not her body, "Well, yeah, you Do look different, you say you try to work out?"

May noticed that and started to play with him, "Yes, a girl has got to keep her figure, after all, intimidation is half the battle, isn't it?"

After hearing that, Brendan got the hint and played with her back. "Well....., yea, but, are you sure you are trying to keep your figure? I mean, you look.......a little fatter than before." Brendan told her with a small laugh, and then everything went blank.

sometime later.

"Ugh, my head hurts." Brendan moaned lying somewhere he didn't even know "ooooh, man, what happened?"

Brendan managed to get up and found that he was lying in a bush just outside of town. This puzzled Brendan, it was daytime when he last remembered, and he didn't have a large lump on the side of his head. Now it was sunset and he just woke up in a bush with a splitting headache. "What the hell happened? All I remember is seeing May and talking to her for a little bit and then i told her tha-oh." He managed to figure out what had happened.

Brendan started to walk back to town, still a little woozy from that hit to the head, he began to loose balance and almost fell over. He then laughed to himself as he thought She hasn't changed one bit, well, except that she now packs a mean punch, but that's OK, because you only hurt the one you love.'


And so it begins, please feel free to drop a review on whether or not this pleased you. Like I said, there will be more from different situations and who knows, I might even write a new one-shot for you guys.