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Just Another Day As A Dude

I could care less if my history teacher yells at me for not paying attention. Instead, I draw Naruto characters. Hey, it's not my fault I have ADHD! Only five more minuets until class is over. Might as well skip the 5 minuets by asking to go to the bathroom. I raised my hand up while holding my crotch. "May I use the bathrooom." My teacher eyed me befor nodding. Boy I could kill for a teacher like Iruka or Kakashi, hell, even Gai!

I waddled out the classroom and into the bathroom. I sighed and took my phone out my pocket. I checked my facebook and instagram before seeing a pop-up. I read it aloud. "If you would have the choice to choose a anime to live in, what would it be?" I rolled my eyes and typed in 'Naruto'. I was in the stalls my phone slipped out my hand and into the toilet. "Dammit," I muttered rolling up my sleeve to take it out of the toilet.

Right when I was about to put my hand in the toilet, an alarm went off, causng red lights to flash. "What the hell...?" I said to myself. I went into the hallway to see what was going on until a announcement came on. "This is a Code Red, I repeat, This is a Code Red. All doors must be locked." "Oh shit!" I tried to open the bathroom door, but it was locked.

"I'm gonna fucking dieee!" I fell to my knees, but got right back up when I heard footsteps, then some gun shots...

Well, then I died in my school's hallway.


"Yes, Uzumaki Naomi heart race is doing just fine now,"

I blinked a couple of times...Dear god if this is heaven show me Tsunde's boobs~. Wait, did she say Uzumaki? What kind of drugs is she on? "Uh-" I moaned in annoyance as I tried to lift my body up. A female nurse ran up to me. "Please, Uzumaki-san, don't move, calm down!" She said holding my limbs. "W-where am I?" I just got shot a couple of times, I should be dead! "Your in Konoha, Village hidden in the leaves," he nurse cooed. "Wah..." I said in confusion.

"Hokage-sama needs to see you." The nurse smiled and continued. "Can you walk?" I nodded and smiled. It took alot of strength and wobbling, but I got to the Hokage's office. Is this even real? Before I even knew it, we were at a big red door. "Come in,"

I open the door, to see Hiruzen (I hope I spelt his name right) sitting in his chair, he looks so old and wrinkly. Also, he was surrounded by Anbu, and I had a feeling Kakashi was one of them. "Ah, so your a Uzumaki?" He asked. "I am? I mean...yes I am." I cracked a smile.

"Well, once you recover...from your mission, you will be placed in a gennin team." Hiruzen spoke. "I'm a ninja...?" I asked my self. "Yes, you are." Hiruzen heard me and decided it was okay to answer me. "Now, can you please show Miss Uzumaki to her apartment and back to the hospital." Hiruzen said to one Anbu. Wait..."MISS?!" I yelled out.

"Yes, Uzumaki-san. You are a miss." A Anbu said. My eye twitched. I'm a chick. Does this mean I have to have intrest in guys?! I had a crazy look on my face as Anbu-san took my to my house. "Ma'am are you alright?" The Anbu asked, I just knew he was Kakashi because of his hair. I was so freaking happy! A feeling of joy over took me as I smiled. "Yes, Anbu-san" I repled.

I kinda felt kinda gay thinking that and the feeling I felt. But I don't care, it doesn't count now since I'm a chick, will once i'm alone i'd be the judge of that. I guess this is a awsome time to screw up the Naruto Storyline. We got to my new house, he said he will let me look around until it's time to go back to the hospital.

I looked inside to see a empty and boring place to live. Wait, this is a good time to see how I look! I ran to the nearest bathroom and looked at my reflection. I had red hair, blue eyes, and two whisker marks. Wait...whisker marks? Shit. Half of me knew what the whisker marks ment, and was worried to be rejected like Naruto, the other side was like 'HELL YEAH!'.

What if the Akatsuki come after me?! But I only have two whisker marks. I should have three...could it be that Naruto is my twin...and we shared the Kyuubi? I read fan fictions about that kind of stuff, and how people went into the Naruto world, blah, blah, blah. Well this should be fun, I got long red hair like Kushina, and blue eyes from Minato. Well, if I am Naruto's twin I should be going to the Academy.

You know what, at this point, I don't care, all I know that I should be a important character. I wish I do go to the Academy, I need to learn about chakara control and stuff. I look pretty young, hopfully I get to meet Sasuke before he becomes a crazy bastard, bent on killing Itachi. I sighed as I walked out the bathroom to meet Kakashi-I mean A Anbu member.

"I need to take you back to the hospital now." He said sternly. Well, imma pull a Rock Lee and bolt out on the hosptal as soon as Kaka- Anbu-san leaves.


Just I said, I pulled a Rock Lee as soon as Kakashi (hell, imma say it!) left. Since they don't have hospital robes, they gave me regular clothing. I opened the window and out both of my feet dangling from the edge. "Why'd I have to be on the top floor...?" I mumbled to my self. I hesitated to jump, but I slipped. I landed on the ground, not hurt at all. You know why? BECAUSE IM A NINJA!

I searched Konoha, as many thoughts ran in my mind. Why wouldn't they let me live with Naruto? Does Naruto even know i'm his sister!? Hell, do I even know i'm his sister? I noticed peope gave me nasty looks and started to whisper as I ran by. The same looks and whispers Naruto got. I just remembered Naruto is always at the Academys swing.

So, I ran, not knowing were i'm going, but I knew it wasn' wise to ask someone on the street. Ah, but that guy at Ichiraku's! He loves Naruto! Not knowing, I was already there. "Hey, you!" I yelled, pointing at the old guy. "Ah, Naomi, loud as usual, eh?" He replied smiling. "Do you know were the Academy is?" asked, he nodded and pointed to a direction.

"Thanks, old man!" I yelled while running. I finally came to a stop, of course, being a ninja, I wasn't as tired. And I was right, Naruto sat at the swing, sulking and looking at the ground. "Hey, kid." I sad walking up to him. "Huh?" he looked up, blue eyes full of pain, I looked and counted his whiskers, as which he got three. "Why are you sulking?" I already knew the answer, but he shouldn't know that I know.

"No reason..." He replied. "Come on, i'm smarter than that. I bet your not telling me because i'm not your friend, or you don't know my name." Hell, I didn't even know my name until this morning. Naruto looked at me, looking me right in th eye. "My name is Naomi, let's be friends." I stuck out my hand. "My name is Naruto Uzumaki, someday i'm going to be hokage!" He said, finally the sunshine ninja smiles and is coming out.

"Hey, how old are you?" I asked tilting my head. "I'm eight." He replied getting off the swing. "Cool. Do you go to the Academy?" I asked pointing to the building. "It starts tommorow. Are you going to be there?!" He asked, that bright smile plastered on his face. "Yeah!" I replied, giving the infamus 'Uzumaki' smile.

Just then, a Anbu popped up inbetween us. "Oh, shit!" I yelled out in surprise. "Young ladies don't curse, Uzumaki-san. I have orders to take you back to the hospital." Kakashi said, not realizing Naruto was right behind him.

I huffed. "Whatever," I waved Naruto good bye before we 'poofed' away.


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