Venting
"But Kairi..."
"No, Sora."
"Kairi, you know that Sora tried-"
"Shut up, Riku."
"But Kai-"
"Sora, I don't want to hear it. You promise to come back, and what? I have to come get you!"
"But I was going to come back-"
"Bull! You've been gone for over a year now!"
"Kairi, listen-"
"Don't you listen me, mister! You're even worse! You turn evil, and then good, then shut yourself away in some sort of dark realm-"
"It was for the good of the worlds! And I was posses-"
"I SAID SHUT UP! Sora, don't act like I just slapped you. Anyway, Riku, YOU turn around and take on the form of the guy who tried to steal my HEART, and what do I get for it?"
"...The satisfaction of finding you friends and helping to save the world order from collapsing upon itself.?"
"No. I get a key. An impossibly girlish, oversized key, with absolutely no idea as to where it came from."
"I got it from-"
"Some cheap pawn shop? Wouldn't put it past you."
"Actually, Kairi, I think-"
"Sora, shut up and go save the worlds."
"Is it that time of the month?"
"Oh, no you did not."
"I think I did, Riku."
"Great. I'm going to go hide now while she takes off your head with that 'impossibly girlish, oversized key' of hers."
"Sora, come here."
"Why?"
"Do it."
"OWWW! What was that for?"
"THAT is for making fun of my bodily functions!"
"Nice right hook, Kai."
"Thanks, Riku."
"Well, then just come with us next time we have to save the worlds!"
"Oh, sure, and get zero recognition? Did anyone notice that little keyblade scene when you had to open the door to Kingdom Hearts? Who there had a keyblade and DIDN'T get to help open the door, huh? HUH?"
"...You?"
"That's right. And not only that, but THEN you two get sucked into some nothingness realm and have to fight some guy in a zebra coat. You do know that zebra patterns are SO LAST SEASON, right?"
"Since when do you care about fashion?"
"I DON'T!"
"...Kairi, you're the one who forgot who Sora was."
"Riku, don't get me started on my supposed nobody and how she fucks with everyone's memories, I'm not in the mood to deal with it.."
"Hey, she made me think she was you!"
"SHE WAS ME. Speaking of which, don't think I hear you talking to Roxas all the time. He's a little voice in your head, isn't he?"
"Roxas say to stop talking about him like he isn't here."
"SEE WHAT I MEAN?"
"Well, you use Namine to cheat in art class."
"Riku, shut up. I just use her to pass."
"And we thought you were nice... guess we thought wrong."
"..."
"Oh, comon Kai, he didn't mean it. Kairi, don't walk away! KAIRI!"
"I think she left."
"Great, NOW what are we going to do?"
"I don't know. Want to go to Twilight Town and get some ice cream?"
"Yeah! You know, I've suddenly started having all these weird cravings for Sea-Salt ice cream."
"Oh, you're not going ANYWHERE."
"Kairi! You came back!"
"You know that if you leave, you'll get swept up in some random adventure that has nothing to do with ice-cream whatsoever, and you'll be forced to save the worlds from absolute destruction, leaving me to sit here for god knows how long for you to come back."
"...You want to come with us?"
"...Sure, why not?"
-Stop-
This one came around when thinking about how I would handle my two best friends disappearing. Then I got to thinking about Kairi. Was she really that tolerant that she wouldn't question her friends sudden disappearance?
Not the best, but oh well. Let me know what you thought, especially on the characterization on Sora, Riku, and Kairi- I've never written them before.
Love,
Serexion
