Plankton burst into the bottle. Spongebob was still, a bullet in his head. Karen was smoldering. Plankton opened the bottle, shoving the gun and match pack down the toilet. Plankton finnally read the secret recipe. Here's what it said:

Ingredients:
2 tbsp. finely chopped onion
2 tbsp. finely chopped celery
4-6 tbsp. vegetable oil
1 tsp. thyme
1 lb. frozen imitation crabmeat, (defrosted and finely chopped in a food processor)
3/4 cup seasoned bread crumbs
1 tbsp. Dijon mustard
2 tbsp. mayonnaise (plus 1 cup for dipping sauce)
2 eggs, lightly beaten
Salt and pepper (to taste)
3 tbsp. ketchup (for dipping sauce)

Directions:
Step 1 - Sauté the onions and celery in 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil. Add the thyme, lower the heat, and cook until the onions are translucent.

Step 2 - In a large bowl combine the crabmeat, sautéed onions and celery, bread crumbs, Dijon mustard, mayonnaise, egg, salt and pepper to taste. Stir to combine.

Step 3 - Shape into rounds by using a small ice cream scoop, then gently pat flat.

Step 4 - Heat 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil in a large skillet. Working in batches (2 to 3 crab cakes at a time) place the crab cakes in a skillet and cook until golden brown, about 2 minutes per side. You may need to add more oil for the second and third batches.

Step 5 - Preheat the oven to 400°F. Transfer the crab cakes to the baking pan and bake for 10 minutes. The crab cakes can be kept in a warm oven for approximately 30 minutes, or they may be reheated at serving time. Serve with a kid-friendly dipping sauce. Mix 1 cup of mayonnaise with 3 tablespoons of ketchup. Eat. Enjoy. I SAID ENJOY!

Plankton scribbled down the recipe. Plankton got out a gun. It was 6:00 AM. Squidward walked through the door. BOOM! Squidward fell to the ground. Mr. Krabs woke up behind the grill with a hangover. Plankton hit him with a bat. He peeled the shell off of the little cannible. Plankton brought Krabs to a boil. He married Pearl and took over the buissiness. Pearl killed Plankton one night, and Plankton went to Hell because of the peaple he killed.

THE END!