R-Chan93: BARBRA MANATEE YOU▓RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!

Sora: Will you STFU with Veggie Tales songs!?

R-Chan93: No way hose quearvo., Veggie Tales is the bomb squad and you should learn to love it. I want to try and attempt to write a Twilight fanfic only having read the fist book, I loved it so much but I can▓t find the second book any were until the next time we go to the book store .

Sora: Ranma-Chan93 does not own Twilight or Veggie Tales so just shut-up and enjoy.

⌠Edward┘■ Bella began one day, ⌠Ok so it▓s like umm-■ ⌠What is it?■ Edward asked patiently. ⌠So you don▓t like being in the sun or can▓t be in the sun?■ She finally asked after much thought on what to say. ⌠I don▓t like it.■ ⌠Well so does that mean you can get burned?■ She asked in all innocence. Edward looked at his pale skin that her, ⌠Yes I▓m sure I could.■ ⌠Can we try?■ Bella asked. ⌠To make me get burned.■ ⌠No to put you out in the sun!■ He gave her a look that said ▒OMG your crazy▓, ⌠I don▓t think so.■ ⌠Please, we▓ll put a lot of sunscreen on you.■ Bella pleaded. He sighed knowing it would be impossible to ignore her. ⌠Fine, one time to the beach.■ ⌠Yay!!■ She squealed.

-That very weekend!!-

⌠I can▓t believe you dragged me all the way out here.■ Edward complained. ⌠Shush I▓m studying your skin now put this on!■ She said throwing him the lotion. ⌠Fine!■

-Over the next few hours Edward some how managed to enjoy himself more than he thought.-

Bella, whom had forced herself not to spend her whole time wondering about his skin, finally looked at him a busted out laughing; ⌠You▓re a lobster!!■ Edward studied himself in the mirror, ⌠Damn it Bella see what you▓ve done!■ But Bella was to busy rolling on the floor laughing commonly known as rofl. And for next few weeks whenever Bella and the rest of the Cullen▓s saw Edward they▓d all sing ⌠Rock Lobster■

-End-

Sora: That was notoriously short, why can▓t you make a KH fanfic like that?

R-Chan: It▓s fun to torture you guys ! Hope yall▓ve enjoyed this piece of crap I call fan fiction!!