Gawd I'm high right now. TehOdd1 xoxox
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"ONE DAY DANTE WAS NAKED 'CUZ HE THOUGHT HE WAS SMEXY AND WAS SHOWING OFF HIS WAXED CHEST 'CUZ IT WAS HARIY AND HE COULDN'T BE BOTHERED BRAIDING IT OUT OF HIS WAY AGAIN AND HE HAD NITS INIT. THEN I CAME ALONG AND SAW HIS 'WOO-HOO'. IT WAS SMALL. I LAUGHED. DANTE CRIED. VERGIL HAD A FIT AND CHOKED ON HIS TONGUE. THE END."
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"CHRISTMAS DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND THEN I SAW DANTE KISSING A BUNNY. HE RAPED THE BUNNY. I KICKED HIS HAIRLESS BALLS. SANTA SHOWED UP AND PUT DANTE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. SANTA KICKED DANTE IN THE KNEE AND RAN HIM OVER WITH RULDOPH, WHO ACTUALLY HAS A GLOWING TAIL AND IT'S NOT RED IT'S BLUE YOU KNOB. I LAUGHED. SANTA LAUGHED. DANTE CRIED. THE END."
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"VERGIL THINKS THAT NO ONE HEARS HIM SINGING IN THE SHOWER BUT I DO. THE WORST THING IS, HE DOESN'T SING WITH ANY MUSIC, AND MOST OF THE TIME HIS HEAD IN UNDER WATER. AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS TRYING TO RAPE A CAT, BUT HIS MAN PARTS HAVEN'T DROPPED YET. I KNOW 'CUZ DANTE TOLD ME HIS HADN'T EITHER. I TOLD VERGIL THAT HE ONLY NEEDED TO SING AND GIRAFFES WOULD KNEEL OVER AND DIE WITH BLEEDING EARS. I LAUGHED. DANTE LAUGHED. VERGIL CRIED. (HE LOVES GIRAFFES). THE END."
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"ONCE APON A TIME, SPARDA ROCKED UP AND SAID TO EVA 'I'M PREGNANT'. EVA PASSED OUT. EMBRYO VERGIL HAD A FIT (AS HE IS PRONE TO DO SO WHEN HE ISN'T BEING SMEXY OR EMO) AND CHOKED ON DANTE'S TONGUE. NO ONE LAUGHED, 'CUZ SPARDA THOUGHT HE WAS HUNGRY AND EVA WAS UNCONCIOUS. THE END."
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"ONE DAY I WAS WRITING STUPID LITTLE TIDBITS 'CUZ I WAS HYPER. I DIDN'T SEE VERGIL TURNING RED BEHIND ME. I DIDN'T SEE DANTE TRYING TO SEE MY BREST-ICKLES. (AS HE'S KNOWN TO DO.) VERGIL RAPED ME (IT WASN'T RAPE) AND DANTE RAPED A BROOMSTICK....SOMEHOW....AND THEN VERGIL COOKED ME SOME TOFFEE BUT THERE WAS POISON IN THE TOFFEE AND WE ATE IT AND DIED. BUT VERGIL'S AWSOME SO HE CAME BACK TO LIFE AND BROUGHT ME BACK TOO. AND THEN DANTE WAS TRYING TO GET INTO VERGIL'S PANTS (BECAUSE I TOTALLY DIG THE TWINCEST...*SHUDDERING VIOLENTLY*) AND VERGIL PICKED ME UP AND KICKED DANTE IN THE HEAD. I LAUGHED. VERGIL LAUGHED. DANTE DIED. THE END."
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"DANTE HAS AN INGROWN HAIR PIMPLE ON HIS SHOULDER. I LAUGHED. HE CRIED. VERGIL HAD A FIT AND CHOKED ON LADY'S TONGUE, 'CUZ I ACTUALLY DO DIG VERGIL AND LADY GETTING TOGETHER. THE END."
