Hi guys! If you haven't read the note on my profile, my computer got hacked. Everything's deleted, including the chapters for everything. I'm basically screwed. Don't complain, OK? All right, until we take it to get it repaired (hopefully) or something, everything is on hiatus. To make up for it, I am starting ANOTHER story. Yeah, I'm writing more than I should. I need help. You know what? SHUT UP. You will read this and you will review. If you don't, I'll be sad. D=

Let my stupidity begin!

NOTES: The characters will most definitely be out of character because I suck. Just a fair warning.

The guild is a little different from the game. My version of the guild is that it's more advanced in technology. Very, very advanced, I should say. You know, teleporters and stuff.

There's newspapers! Yes, it's like Rescue Blue/Red all over again.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN Pokémon AND STUFF! Unfortunately. -_-


"Hey-hey! There's bad news!" Corphish shouted, heading towards the Guildmaster's Room. Behind him were Sunflora and Bidoof. All three of them had a terrified expression. Before Chatot could stop them, the trio managed to fling open the door and run to Guildmaster Wigglytuff. The head of intelligence sped to the Guildmaster's side.

"What is so important that you must barge in the room without permission?" Chatot questioned angrily.

"T-team Discordia is missing!" Bidoof answered.

"..." the head of intelligence was speechless.

"C-Chatot...?" Bidoof slowly asked.

"MISSING?" Chatot suddenly squawked, causing the trio to jump. "What exactly do you mean by that?"

"W-well, they haven't been back for d-days..." Bidoof said nervously. "A-and we haven't heard back from them..."

"Oh, and-" Sunflora quickly added. She handed Chatot the newspaper, and he promptly began to read it. Upon reading it, his eyes grew wide-

"MISSING!"he exclaimed. "FAMOUS TEAM DISCORDIA MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS!"

"Y-yup-yup..." Bidoof muttered weakly.

"GUILDMASTER!" Chatot squawked. "Team Discordia, they're-"

"Yoom..." Wigglytuff suddenly said. Everybody else in the room jumped up. "Yoom..."

"H-hey-hey, Guildmaster...?" Corphish asked nervously.

"YOOM-TAH!" Wigglytuff shouted. "Chatot, go get the other members! Time for an emergency meeting!"

"C-certainly, Guildmaster!" Chatot exclaimed. "Out, you three! Out!"

-SHORT WHILE LATER-

"As you already know, Team Discordia has disappeared," Chatot said. In front of him were all the members of the guild: Sunflora, Corphish, Loudred, Dugtrio, Diglett, Croagunk, Chimecho, and Bidoof. Each and every one of them had a scared, worried look on their face. Knowing that a team more famous than Scizor and more enviable than Team Charm had disappeared was definitely unsettling. Unfortunately, that wasn't the reason why they were deathly afraid of the situation.

"We must find them," Chatot continued, "before someone, or something, finds them."

It was that a secret, unknown to the rest of the Pokémon outside of the guild, could be found.

"No matter what happens..." Chatot's voice became very low and dark. "You must never tell anybody who they are."

And if found out... Well, let's just say that all heck breaks loose.

Hopefully, the secret will still be kept, no matter what happens.


There you go! The beginning to possibly the worst thing you have read. Ever.

Please review?