Hey y'all! I decided to try writing something a little bit on the lighter side, we'll see how it goes… Hope you like it!
DISCLAIMER
me: come on Doctor! Say it!
Doctor: No. I dont wanna. *pouts*
me: come on! I'll giv you a cooie!
Doctor: ok... *still pouting* Mels doesnt own me, or Amy, or Rory, or DW. *eatig cookie*
Doctor: Me Gusta.
"Ok, so remind me again where we're going please?"
Amy and Rory were relaxing on the TARDIS's oh so comfortable jump seat, which, to their dismay, had turned out to be not all that comfortable after all. The Doctor was hidden behind his precious machine's console, fiddling with the controls. At Amy's question, however, he popped his head out from behind the column. He was wearing his (cool) Stetson and a large grin.
"Texas!" he exclaimed.
Rory gave the Doctor a look, but stayed silent.
"…Alright then," Amy said. She was slightly confused why the Doctor wanted to go to Texas, of all places, but figured that whatever was in store for them there couldn't be too bad. After all, she had been wanting to get some sun, and knew she would never get any while in the UK.
"Brilliant! And I already know just what we'll do!"
Amy felt a sudden flash of nervousness as the Doctor smiled, somewhat evilly it seemed. "And… what might that be, Doctor?"
"Shhhh…" the Doctor whispered a finger to his lips. "It's a secret."
This could not be good.
Doo Wee Doooo *TARDIS spinning through the vortex* Dooo Dooo Dooo…
The TARDIS's door creaked as it opened, and Amy, Rory, and the Doctor found themselves standing in the middle of a large city, across the street from a building marked RENT-A-CAR! It was hot. Very, very hot.
"You know, Doctor, I think I'll just wait in the TARDIS if that's OK with—"
Amy was cut off by the sounds of the TARDIS. It vworp vworped… and then it was gone.
"Doctor? The TARDIS is gone. Should I be worried?" Amy asked as calmly as she could.
"Oh no, don't worry. That was supposed to happen."
"It was— wait WHAT? YOU PURPOSELY STRANDED US IN THE MIDDLE OF TEXAS?"
"Calm down, Amy! It's all part of the plan…" The Doctor was sounding ominous again.
"Ok… what plan, exactly?" Rory asked.
The Doctor looked around furtively, presumably so that no one would steal the idea for his plan.
"We are going…" the Doctor said, pausing dramatically, "on a ROAD TRIP!"
"A what?"
"A… ROAD TRIP!"
"I heard you the first time…"
"Oh."
There was momentary silence as Amy and Rory processed what they had just been told.
"So," Rory said, "We are going on a road trip across Texas, and the TARDIS will be waiting for us at the end?"
"Basically, yeah." The Doctor replied. "And we'll start by renting a car from that place right over there."
So, the trio went to the RENT-A-CAR, somehow managing not to get hit by a truck on the way across the road. The Doctor opened the glass door and felt the full blast of air conditioning greet him. He walked up to the man at the desk.
"Hi, I'm here to rent a car? What's the cheapest one you got?" The Doctor asked in a thick southern accent.
"I'm guessing you're not from here." The man replied. He most certainly did not talk with a southern drawl. He sounded just, well, American.
"Oh…" the Doctor said, using his normal voice. Amy stifled a laugh.
"OK, we've got a Prius—"
"Boring." the Doctor muttered.
"And also a Honda—"
"Dull."
"And a van. I got it from a friend. I hope you won't mind, it's very—"
"Ooh, vans. I love a good van. Vans are cool. Right, Amy?"
"No, they're not."
The Doctor came up to Amy with eyes narrowed.
"You… you don't be mean to the van. Vans are cool."
"Um, well, I guess we'll take the van." Rory said to the man.
They paid the man and got the keys to the (cool) van, which was not really all that cool. The car had been decorated with a personalized license plate and a large bumper sticker in the shape of Texas. The license plate read SEXYGURL, and the car was, well, pink. Very pink.
"Oh, Lord." Rory muttered as they approached it.
The Doctor, however, did not seem too bothered by the alarming color of the van.
"Ooooh look, Amy! There's tons of high tech technological… things back here!"
"Doctor, that's just the Air Conditioner."
"Oh. OK. I'LL DRIVE!"
The Doctor got into the driver's seat, which seemed to be on the wrong side of the car. He turned the key and the car sprang to life.
"OK, here we go!" he shouted, pressing down on the gas.
And they went backwards.
And ran straight into a tree.
Leaves fell everywhere, and the Pond sat frozen in surprise. A small branch bounced off the hood, and the Doctor turned to face Rory, who was sitting in the back with Amy.
"Maybe… you should drive."
OK! The first chapter! Should be posting the second chappie later today, or tomorrow, depending on whether y'all like it! Please review and tell me how I did and whether I should continue! I would really appreciate it! So come on. Click that little box and leave your review. You know you want to…
