Spaceballs 2- In Search For More Money


(the story starts here...in yogurt's cave thingy in the desert. Making up more merchandising for his money fiasco)

Yougert gets excited, "Mourchandizing, mourchandizing we need to do more mourchandizing. Lets see, there there is spaceballs the firecracker, spaceballs the baby whipes, spaceballs the disposable underwear, spaceballs the toilet, spaceballs the sink, spaceballs the office cubicle...."

The Dink Dinks sing, "Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink"

(meanwhile off on Planet Druidia)


Lonestar yells from the living room, "Honey where is the transporter remote?"

Princess Vespa yells back into the the living room from her massage table, "On the table where you left it, where are you going anyway?"

Lonestar walks in saying, " Because I need to get to the front of the palace the royal caravan to stop by Barfs for a bit."

The Princess exclaims, "Honey! That's the third time today you have visited him, can't we have some alone time? I mean gosh we have only been married for a week for gosh sake.

Lonestar says, "Yes dear I know, and we will have alone time, but he and I haven't been apart since we were babies and now this week has been so wierd not being able to talk to him that much"

"YOU TWO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER ALL OF THIS WEEK! WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY TIME ALONE!" Vespa screams.

Nonetheless Lonestar goes on his merry way to visit Barf in the winabego that was handed down to him. Lonestar walks in, barf sees him and comes up running up to him hugging him as tight as can be making it so Lonestar can barely breathe.

"Oh Lonestar I missed you so much in the past hour!" Barf chanted.

"As I missed you Barf, As I missed you!"

They both held eachother like this for about a 2 minute time until someone called on the video phone making them jump apart. Lonestar goes over to the video phone and flips the switch as a giant ape starts to talk...

"Lonestar you have to save us, we heard about how you saved princess vespa from the evil spaceballs, and how you got her pretty laid too infact, but we need you to help us with them. Ever since their ship blew up and they landed on our planet, they have been ordering us all what to do."

"Oooh no I am not dealing with that bastard and all of his ass hole firing squads again! Not even for a million this time," Lonestar exclaims.

"But you have to, he has stolen our Queen Isabella," He holds up a picture, "She looks like this"

"Wow not much of a looker is she?" barf says softy.

"What did you say?" The monkey asked.

"Oh Nothing," said barf.

"Fine, fine we'll do it, where was she last seen?" Lonestar adresses to the Ape.

The ape Replies, "She was last seen as they were taking her away in their huge back up space ship Spaceballs 2 that had come for them. Aparently they had been headed for Planet Bob"

Barf and Lonestar look confused, "Where's that?"

"Somewhere north of our planet...way over my head!"

"Ok thanks," Lonestar says as he clicks off on the phone, "Ok first we need to go to the gas mart to get a new map..this one is from the turn of the century I swear I mean when was plannet bob formed? the 31st century?"

Barf picks up a Titan AE dvd, "That's what the back of this says"

Lonestar looking stunned says, "Oh...ok. Well let's go"