For security purposes (hehe): I don't own any of these characters, but I do own the rest of the crap I'm about to write. Read on...
A/N: This is a story by only one of the authors of this double-handle we share here (let's call me #1)...so, read if you dare. I'm only joking. You don't have to risk anything reading this.
My Best Friend's Girlfriend
"Cho?"
"Yes, Harry?" said Cho, a beautiful sixth year, whom Harry happened to be dating.
"I'm really glad to be out with you today. You know I like you so much," said Harry. Cho giggled, causing Harry to flush bright pink. She reached over and put her hand in Harry's, which was laying flat on the table. At that point, Harry realised he was in a restaurant that looked oddly like one he had been to with the Dursleys when he was ten years old.
There were plenty of other couples seated across from each other at small oak tables, however, Harry couldn't hear anything the other couples were saying. It was as if he and Cho were in a soundproof, invisible bubble. Harry could feel himself tensing up. He was not feeling very comfortable.
"Harry?" asked Cho, staring into Harry's livid, green eyes.
"What is it, Cho?" Harry wondered. Cho looked as if she were about to cry.
Instead, she lunged forward at Harry, catching his lips in hers. Harry was so surprised, he did not have enough time to close his eyes.
Staring at the smooth, silky skin covering Cho's eyelids, Harry could have sworn they were starting to change. He pulled away from her just in time to see what looked like a garden gnome had mated with a goblin sitting before him.
Before Harry could scream, the creature jumped up and on top of him. Luckily, at that moment, Harry Potter woke up at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in the comfort of his own four-poster bed in Gryffindor Tower.
A/N: Really short, I know. More to come, don't get your panties in a twist. Not like you all read my stories, anyway. Hehe, only joking, once again. Reviews would be much appreciated. Thanks.
-#1
A/N: This is a story by only one of the authors of this double-handle we share here (let's call me #1)...so, read if you dare. I'm only joking. You don't have to risk anything reading this.
My Best Friend's Girlfriend
"Cho?"
"Yes, Harry?" said Cho, a beautiful sixth year, whom Harry happened to be dating.
"I'm really glad to be out with you today. You know I like you so much," said Harry. Cho giggled, causing Harry to flush bright pink. She reached over and put her hand in Harry's, which was laying flat on the table. At that point, Harry realised he was in a restaurant that looked oddly like one he had been to with the Dursleys when he was ten years old.
There were plenty of other couples seated across from each other at small oak tables, however, Harry couldn't hear anything the other couples were saying. It was as if he and Cho were in a soundproof, invisible bubble. Harry could feel himself tensing up. He was not feeling very comfortable.
"Harry?" asked Cho, staring into Harry's livid, green eyes.
"What is it, Cho?" Harry wondered. Cho looked as if she were about to cry.
Instead, she lunged forward at Harry, catching his lips in hers. Harry was so surprised, he did not have enough time to close his eyes.
Staring at the smooth, silky skin covering Cho's eyelids, Harry could have sworn they were starting to change. He pulled away from her just in time to see what looked like a garden gnome had mated with a goblin sitting before him.
Before Harry could scream, the creature jumped up and on top of him. Luckily, at that moment, Harry Potter woke up at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in the comfort of his own four-poster bed in Gryffindor Tower.
A/N: Really short, I know. More to come, don't get your panties in a twist. Not like you all read my stories, anyway. Hehe, only joking, once again. Reviews would be much appreciated. Thanks.
-#1
