Original by Wanderer's child edited by Rufescent

Remember these are my OPINIONS and nothing but OPINIONS!


Be careful with using language inserts like Fratello, Bruder, Mon cheri, etc. too much.

"Mon cheri, I do not see the point of this," France said as he crossed his arms over his chest.

Prussia hummed, sticking his tongue between his teeth in concentration as he worked. Spain leaned in, his green eyes the biggest part of his face, and licked his pointer finger.

"Put a bow there?" the Spanish man asked, his arm raised and ready.

"No." Prussia stepped back, leaning on his heels. "To the left," he ordered.

"I do not see the point, amis," the blonde tried again, squirming in the wrapping. "It is a bad idea!"

"Nonsense," the two conspirators answered at the same time. They tossed the other twin Cheshire grins before turning around, slapping each other on the back. They called, "Leave Germany and Romano out of your game next time."

"W-wait!" France squealed highly. His face was warm and desperate. "You can't leave me here! We're amigos, Spain, like a bruder, Prussia!"

Prussia and Spain eyed the bound man over their shoulder before they looked at each other. And shrugged carelessly. "Adios!"

Not even a minutes later England opened his door, mumbling, "Bleeding doorbell not working." He looked up, to the left, and to the right.

France coughed delicately, cheeks rosy red.

England looked down. Before him was a tied France, outfitted in colorful reds and greens that made some sort of dot collection. It was gift wrapping paper. England blinked and then squinted closer. Adorned on top the frog's head was a lime-green bow, twirls and ruffles alike.

"The bleeding—?"

Belarus is a good acrobat and can see ghosts, as confirmed by Hetalia WikiNet.

"So I heard you can see ghosts," America proclaimed before Belarus could even opened her mouth. He was wearing a suit, decorated with a small, black top hat, and holding out a bouquet of lilies.

"Why are you here?" she asked, clipped and concise. Oh how she just wanted to slam the door in the American's stupid face.

America grinned and pushed the flowers toward her. "Because you're just as pretty as these babies!"

"Leave."

"NO, NO, WAIT!" America hastily threw his foot between the door. "I need your help!"

"Why didn't you say so?"

"I didn't think you would."

"Stupid American," the nation hissed under her breath. "What do you want."

"Your help," America said, blinking.

Belarus sighed, took a long, deep breath, and growled, "How can I help you?"

"My house is becoming a refuge for, like, one hundred ghosts! I need you to tell me where they are so I can get rid of them."

The Eastern nation bit her lip, eyed the pleading twin, and said, "Fine."

When they arrived at America's house, Belarus took a long, quick look around. America looked at her, asking, "So… where are they?" He shifted nervously and eyed the door.

"There are twenty in your room, fifty below the stair, eighty in the kitchen, and five next to us."

America screamed shrilly and disappeared out of the front door. Belarus smiled, nodded to the one, child-looking ghost with a laughing smile, and skipped out of the house. That would teach the American to not annoy her when she was busy. She fingered the discarded lilies on the ground. Why let fine flowers go to waste?

Germany and Prussia are both EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN IT COMES TO SEXUAL CONTACT, ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS, AND PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS. For that point, none of them are beautiful German sex-gods.

"Germanyyyy!" America shouted, beaming toothily at the older nation. "Read those for me, p-uh-lease?"

Germany eyed the stack of papers beside the American. "Are you sure, America?" he asked hesitantly, standing stiffly beside the bed.

"Sure thing, dude!" America smiled.

The German bit his lip, sighed, and picked up one of the crisp papers. "Death casualty approximation in the country Great Britain—"

"West!" Prussia exclaimed, sauntering into the white hospital room. "What are you doing?"

Germany looked pained. He set the paper back down. "America asked me to read to him."

Prussia looked over to the dirty-blonde. America's face was covered in bandages, the most prominent over his eyes, and his arms were limp over the clean, sterilized sheets.

Prussia's smile fell and he looked away. Germany offered his brother a broken half-smile.

America, moving his head around blindly, asked, "Dudes, you still here?"

Prussia attempted a grin but it fell halfway through. Germany simply nodded, knowing the intended couldn't see it, and said, "Ja."

America laughed, startling the two German (and Prussian) nations. "Guys!" he said cheerily, "I know this is weird and sad and all that stuff, but it'll be okay in the end! I mean, I got to get to know two great nations because of this! More like a miracle than curse, yeh?"

Prussia and Germany shared a glance. It was a miracle that the American had somehow managed to worm his way into their heavily guarded hearts. Prussia smiled and moved to fix the blind man's pillows.

"Miracle, indeed," Germany said softly, watching the scene quietly.

Prussia is very awkward and even anti-social. He has his own diary and even runs a blog! Think about it before you make him someone who is always like "I AM AWESOME, AND YOU ARE NOT!" or infatuated with sex.

"I would like to claim to title of awesome."

"Why would you bloody well want to do that?" England asked, sighing loudly as he set his pen down.

"It sounds much more fun than king." Prussia looked away and made a face, sticking his tongue out.

England scowled. "You are to be the king of Spades and thus will be. You cannot be Awesome Gilbert."

"Why not?" Prussia frowned.

"It's ridiculous!"

"You're ridiculous!"

"Oh for heaven's sake!"

"You're—"

"Finish that and you die."

Prussia cackled merrily, slapping the skinny Brit on the back. When the Englishman had steadied himself he threw a harsh glare at the albino.

"Be calm, Arthur," Prussia placated, patting the Briton's hand, "how about I can be Awesome King Gilbert."

England narrowed his eyes.

Prussia opened his mouth to continue, ignoring the "I knew it" from his right, and said, "And you, my good fellow, will be Awesome Queen Arthur." He smirked. "Whoever said I couldn't share?"

England does not hate any kind of food from the USA; he was actually confirmed to love McDonalds, surprisingly.

Alfred narrowed his eyes and mouthed a nasty word at the customer's back.

"What a mouth," an accented voice commented, also glancing at the women's broad shoulders as she found a table.

Alfred blinked and leaned towards the man. He was British and holding out a twenty dollar bill. Oh, wait, Alfred needed to take that. The American smiled and asked, "What would you like today, sir, at McDonalds?"

The blonde man smirked and ordered. He then turned and eyed the open tables, or lack of.

"I'm Alfred F. Jones," the cashier said and then hastily added, "sir."

The man snorted and Alfred grinned. "Arthur Kirkland," he greeted and held out his hand.

Alfred shook it passionately. "So what brings a fellah like you down here to a place like this?"

Arthur smiled. "The good food." The young worker laughed and the Briton added, "And the great company, of course."

America is very insecure for having no history of his own before he became a colony.

America tried to ignore how the Chinese man mouthed his words. He tried to ignore said words, specifically.

"What about you, Amérique?" France asked, his face a pretty pink from all the laughs and stories the older nations had shared around.

The American grinned, though it was lacking in honesty, and said, "Well there was that one time when I was a kid…" It didn't work as well, though. The times were different. There were already carriages, and ships, and bullet powder. It wasn't anything new.

"And you, Canada?" America asked at the end of his story.

The northern twin smiled understandingly at his brother, and said, "A memory I'd like to share is when I was a colony under Arthur…"

The following are facts that may or May not help in writing Fanfictions.


Other tips or interesting facts include:

Canada is a very good tactician!

England has a tattoo of an electric guitar somewhere on his body. (I like to think that it's on his back.)

CHINA HAS A PANDA SHAPED BIRTHMARK ON HIS BUTT.

France tends to be very grumpy when awoken, and he also may be a sleepwalker.

Russia's metal pipe is actually kind of like Mary Poppin's bag; he can put a lot of things in it! The majority of time it is food, however.

China loves online gaming!

Germany loves Maid Cafes, as quoted in his diary, and he loves the uniforms they wear.

France once said in the comic that Germany tends to run around naked more than Italy does.

Italy suffers from a condition called Phimosis, curiously, so doing some research on that before writing a smut story is advisable. (WARNING, THE WIKI ARTICLE DOES INDEED HAVE PENIS IN IT.)

Japan really, really hates cockroaches, so much that sometimes he'll even cry over them.

Prussia hates the word 'mark' for whatever reason, though, I have a feeling it is because of Marxism, which is known for being in Russia, and Prussia does indeed hate Russia.

Austria apparently spent some time in a wheelchair, as said in a character note.

The flowers that Hungary wears in her hair represent Lake Balton.

Switzerland was once hired by the Vatican as a mercenary. It seems to be his dream job.

THE ITALY BROTHERS WOULD NOT LIVE TOGETHER.

Fem!Italy is not like normal Italy. She is more hotheaded and strong.

Romano is not always angry; in the manga he can be pretty calm. He can call Spain a shithead, asshole or whatever he's insulted him with, but sometimes he's actually chill with Spain.

SPAIN HAS ACTUALLY GOTTEN ANGRY AT ROMANO NUMEROUS TIMES IN THE MANGA.

Himaruya has confirmed that Spain and Finland have a few mental "cracks" and could possibly be even worse than Russia.

BELARUS IS NOT SOME KIND OF FREAKISH STALKER, RAPIST, ETC. NEITHER DOES SHE ALWAYS WANT TO MARRY RUSSIA. (Just most of the time.)

France confirmed that HRE died in the manga. Sorry but it's true.

Germany has three dogs, and their names are Blackie, Berlitz, and Aster.

Apparently, Japan sees the world as a RPG, as shown in a strip.

Japan's blood type would be A, according to Himaruya.

As stated by Himaruya, England's eyebrows are actually trimmed, but they do not appear that way. He also said that Ireland has thick brows as well, but with a "different feel" to them.

France is a member of the Academy Gourmet Food Club along with Turkey and China.

After a heart pops out of Russia's chest, he claims it as his own, saying, "It just pops out of me sometimes." Some fans see it as possibly symbolic of the heartbreak he's suffered in his time, or a representation of just how mentally damaged he is. (taken from the Hetalia WikiNet)

China has a scar on his back from when Japan attacked him.

A post put up by Himaruya not long ago says that Australia's human name could be Ralph, Christian, Kyle, and/or Jett.

Austria seems to be on bad relations with Australia, as he finds it frustrating that their national names are similar in many languages.

In a character note, it says that Austria wears glasses not because he has bad eyesight, but because he thinks he would look plain without them.

Belgium's possible human names could be Laura, Emma, Anri, and Manon, as said in a post by Himaruya.

Denmark's possible human names could be Andersen, Christensen, Arnesen, Simon Densen, Abel, Mikkel, Magnus, and Bertram. "Densen" is possibly his surname.

Estonia can play the piano!

Hong Kong's possible human names could be Wang Jia Long (Wong Kha Loung in Cantonese) and Li Xiao Chun (Lei Siu Chun in Cantonese). He was also given the English name Leon.

Hutt River owns a Bilby, a small marsupial native to Australia.

Iceland's possible human names could be Emil Steilsson, Sigurður, Eiríkur,"Erik" and Egill.

On his blog, Himaruya mentions that Pakistan was likely in the background somewhere during the Halloween event thinking "That bastard..." when spotting India. He goes on to say that the history between those two countries is full of great interactions. (Taken from Hetalia WikiNet)

Korea's habit of claiming things originated from him most likely comes from the taegeuk on his flag. The taegeuk refers to the ultimate reality from which all things and values originate according to oriental philosophy. (Taken from Hetalia WikiNet.)

When a fan asked how Ladonia came to receive his scar, Himaruya responded that the scar is actually paint.

During the Christmas 2011 event, he stated that his favorite Pokémon is Stunfisk.

The "desktop mascot" of Latvia reveals that he has an apparent dislike for things such as the Livonian Order, Alexander Lukashenko, the Teutonic Order, and Cossacks.

Liechtenstein's possible human names could be Erica/Erika, Sisia, Elise, Lili, and Eva. Her possible surname is Vogel.

Molossia owns a large dog whose bark is strange. The other nations are initially unsure of what it is. (Taken from the Hetalia WikiNet)

Molossia's mobster-like appearance (his white "zoot suit", sunglasses, and slick hair) is likely a reference to the history of organized crime in the Nevadan city of Las Vegas (and to a lesser extent, Reno) and the stereotypes associated with it. Gangsters, including Bugsy Siegel and members of the Al Capone gang, ran casinos there in the early to mid 20th century. (Taken from the Hetalia WikiNet)

Netherlands is xenophobic.

Netherlands' possible human names are Tim, Govert, Abel, and Mogens.

Norway's curl represents the Fjords.

Norway's possible human names are Lukas Bondevik, Børre Thomassen, Bjørn, Kjetil, Knut, and Sigurd. Bondevik and Thomassen seem to be his potential surnames.

Sealand has a fondness for chocolate bars, and likes to browse the internet and play games as a hobby, as revealed by the "desktop mascots" from the official blog. (Taken from the Hetalia WikiNet)

According to a note by Hidekaz Himaruya, Spain was only originally going to speak in the Kansai dialect whenever he was excited or around people that were close to him. In addition, Himaruya also revealed that Spain might as well have "two faces" like Russia. He also stated in another note that while Spain treated Romano kindly, he was stern to his other colonies. Himaruya himself wondered why Spain was "historically stuck on Italy" that much, as it was stuck spending so much money to protect it and struggled to try to get it back after losing it in the War of the Spanish Succession. (Taken from Hetalia WikiNet)

Switzerland has three pet goats: Eiger, Jungfrau, and Mönch, named after Switzerland's famous mountains

Taiwan's possible human names could be Lin Yi Ling or Xiao Mei.

Thailand has a verbal tic of saying "ana (อะนะ)".

Thailand has a pet elephant named Toto!

Ukraine's possible human names could be Irunya Chernenko, Maria, and Sofia.

Greece dislikes Albania, as said in Greece's bio and relationship chart.

Luxembourg has a small dog named Peltze.

New Zealand has a pet kiwi (the bird, not the fruit.)

New Zealand is androgynous.

Romano is actually flirtatious towards girls, and is more cold/aloof towards men.

Be creative and have fun, taking into account these facts/theories or not. Best wishes, and good luck fellow Hetalians.