HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF WATER

(Harry gets thirsty)

One morning Harry tripped and fell into the Great Hall at Hogwarts. He sat himself in between his servants (cough) I mean best friends Ron and Hermione. As he forced – sorry – ASKED Ron to pass him a piece of live elephant for breakfast he realised something…

He was thirsty!

Harry sat dumbfounded for roughly 3 days until he had the sense to ask Hermione what he should do.

BUT she was as confused as he was…

With her eyes as wide as what's-his-name-before-the-subway-diet she said "Gosh Harry I don't know" she was thinking furiously but then suddenly out of the blue something amazingly wonderfully excellently good happened. She got an idea! "Go see Dumbledore" she said excitedly grabbing a still-stuck-on-the-first-word Ron round the neck and strangling him.

Harry's eyes lit up. Having understood the last word he stood up said see you later to a now purple Ron and an incredibly happy Hermione before pulling out his magicky stick and saying "makemeflyeo". With that Harry suddenly grew wings and flew off to Dumbledore's office. (Makemeflyeo is an actual spell… I just made it up then… it makes you fly an eo sounds cool.)

Harry knocked on the Prof's door, which happened to be bright pink and fluffy with a smiley face.

"Come in Harry James Potter" Dumbledore called (Yes. Dumbledore can read minds and is psychic…duh)

Harry entered and sat down without being invited "Professor guy person thing… I have a problem," Harry stated.

"Really?" Dumbledore said sounding surprised "I had know idea, thought you where just visiting" (oookk maybe not psychic…)

"Um no" Harry said blankly

"Ok, what's your problem" Dumbledore said rolling his eyes, no one ever wanted to come visit him just to talk. Its always 'I need help professor' or 'I have a problem sir' or 'Voldemort's trying to kill me again sir".

"Well you see sir" Harry started "I came down to breakfast – hungry- as usual but then I was confronted by means of a somewhat immense predicament" of course Harry had no idea what he was talking about, but it sounded good.

"And what was this predici-thingo" Dumbledore said looking kind of lost (how could he be lost! He is in his OWN office)

"well you see head teacher person, I sat down to have food coz I was suffering from a hungry stomach" Harry squeaked (I don't know why he squeaked, you ask him, I'm just the writing thing)

"Quite understandable" said Dumbledore understandably

"Yep, you see, once I sat down I felt something I have never felt before!" Harry exclaimed.

"Please continue" Dumbledore continued "and stop make me say something every time you say something"

"Ok, we once I figured out my (INSERT BIG WORD HE USED BEFORE HERE) I realised I should ask somebody what to do. Then I asks my slave- sorry- friend Hermione, but she didn't know what to do, so then she tells me to go ask Professor Dumbledore so I came to ask Professor Dumbledore and here I am now." said Harry.

Dumbledore said "Well I'll be."

"You'll be what Mister person-man" Harry asked incredibly stupidly.

"Harry, you never told me your problem." Dumbledore said slowly, as if speaking to an incredibly dim-witted 3 and ¾ year old.

"My problem?" Harry asked incredibly stupidly. (Whoa I saw that sentence like JUST BEFORE) then he remembered "o yes. My problem… well Mrs Dumble-thing I appear to be Thirsty."

To Harry's great confusion/surprise/happiness/sadness/excitement (pfft…emotional range of a teaspoon my butt) Dumbledore laughed "hahahahaha… Harry dear girl, to cure this problem you have been confronted with you must venture back in to the depths of the Great Hall, you may take Ron and Whatsername, but only you can cure your thingo. You must, once you have sat down again, BEFORE you eat anything, you must have a Drink."