Once there was an armstron with strong arms. He didn't eat steroids because he was already ver stong. He was alex Louis armstron the strong arm archemist, named for how strong her arms were, which was very strong.

One day he went to colonel roy mustang's office.

"hi" said roy "are you here to eat a lunch of steroids"

Alex Louis armstron the stong arm alchemist shook his head "no I do not eat steroids because my arms are already strong that is why my last name is Armstrong"

"ok then wanna smok weed behind the building"

"OK SURE I LIKE WEED BECAUSE IT ISNT STEROIDS"

"y r u yelling" asked the colonel"

"WEED JUST MAKES ME VERY EXCITED SIR"

"ok then

The two went behind the building and got oiut their dongs and their weed and they smoked it. They would be Illegal right now if they didn't live in amestris where it wasn't illegal

"Ahhhh weed" said Mustang "I love smoking weed"

"YES I DO TOO, SIR" said Armstrong the strong arm alchemist "I DO ENJOY SMOKING THIS DANDELION, IT IS A VERY GOOD KIND OF WEED TO SMOKE. WHAT KIND OF WEED ARE YOU SMOKING SIR?"

"I am smoking this weed" Mustang showed a flower to Armstrong.

"I AM SORRY SIR BUT YOU ARE MISTAKEN. THAT IS A WILDFLOWER, NOT A WEED."

"Fuck you I do what I want." Mustang snapped and burned major Armstrong the strong arm alchemist to death and then got on his sk8board and ollied away

"No major" Riza Hawkeye stopped him "you must finish your homework before olling away."

"Darn."

THE END