Before six beers, and a magerita

by Raye and Riona
A's/N
We dont have the slightest clue WHY we did this, but, what the hell! And my spell check doesn't work, so if you have a problem, f*** off! Oh, yeah, and new years eve, were all gettin drunk on non-ahlcalholic wine-
"Can you really do that?"
"Yeah, we did it last year!"

Disclaimer:
We dont own anything,
We never did.
We both live in a cardboar box, on the floor of our room.
Why?
Because our mom decided that we needed to buy our own beds.
So once again,
We dont own a thing!
Including all the people (except Sam and Sophie) that we use.
Got it?
WE DONT OWN A THING!



Before six beer's and a Margarita

Li had just got off of work. He had had a long day, of casting magic, and fighting with a stuffed toy that was accually a real being. It was time to take a load off. There was a pub.around the corner, where the studios are. Everyone went there. So he decided to have a few drinks before heading home.
He walked in, and took a seat next to squall, and a very hammered Zell
"Hey."
"hey"
Hey"
"Hey"
Hey" the all said, then ordered another drink.
"How's the world treating ya Squall?' asked Li
" Not to well. Thats why I'm here eh? No, that Rinoa's a real bitch"
"Wha?" Li questioned. "But I thought you two were, uh, sleeping together."
"Yeah, we are. But.................... she made me sleep on the couch last night."
"Ouch. Hey, Zell. You've been pretty--"
"Dont say anything to him" Squall hissed. Or he'll--"
"Ninty-nine bottles of bear in the wall. Nine-nine bottles of wine!"
"Oh," Li said. Sophie walked in just in time to here Zell sing his "happy" song.
"Zell, how many beers have you had?"
"Eighty-eight bottles of beer on the wall, eighty-eight bottles of beer!"
"Never mind," Sophie.
Just then, Sam came in with Trunks, Sakura and Rinoa.
"My, my, my. Aren't we popular?" said Li.
"Shove it, zitface!" Trunks said.
Li burst into tears, and cried," I do not have zits!"
"Oh, really?" Sakura said. "That's not what you said in the bathroom this morning!"
Li ran from the room, and into the unisex bathroom(dont worry, something WILL happen, or I will kill someone off, oh wait, I'll do that anyway! ^_^)
"Oh, I'm so sorry Li!" Sakura yelled, and ran in after him. Everyone starred blankly at the door for a while, and decided to order a few more drinks, when they hear moaning come from the tiny bathroom.
"Sick," Sam said, sitting down. "I'll have a magarita, and a sex on the beach."
"Me too!" said Trunks.
Sophie starred confusingly at Sam and Trunks.
"What?" Sam snapped. "It's a fucking drink. Lay the fuck off!"
"Sure it is..............................................................." She turned away, and giggled hystericaly.
"Whats got into her?" asked Squall.
"Seventy-seven bottles of beer on the wall, seventy-seven bottles of wine! hic"
Infront of Zell, were 23 bottles of beer, oh wait, EMPTY bottles of beer.And sure enough, on the wall, was 77 bottles of beer.
"Whats the odds of that happening?" Sophie said.
"About 1 and 100" said Trunks
The door burst open, and Kero along with Cloud, Barret, Cid and Tifa walk in.
"Hey honny!" Sophie said, running and grabing hold of Cloud.
"Yeah, yeah. Move, I wana drink!"
"Well.well,well. Someone has there underwear in a twist today!"
"And you know the funny thing?" Cloud said. "You helped me put it on!"
There was a loud oooohhhhhhhh from the crowd. Sophie burst into tearsm and ran into the unisex bathroom. Once again, Cloud ran after her. But they were in the bathroom for quite a long time.
"What the &@#^ are they doing in there?" Cid said.
"What do you think?" Sam said.
"Bitch"
"bastard"
"Gurl slut"
"MAN slut"
"Whor-"
SLAP!
"ohhhhhh, do it again!"
No!"
"Fine."
"Sixty-six bottles of bee-"
Rinoa grabs Zell's ear, and drags him out side, muttering "Burn YOUR toes off!"
Everyone looks at them as they walk out. A few minutes later, Rinoa comes back in with a blood stained shirt.
"You didn't-kill- him did you?" Kero said. "He ows me money!"
"No, I didn't kill him........................yet......................but I came very close."
"What did ya do this time?" Barret asked.
Just then, Misty walked in from the rain(oh,yeah. I started raining).
"Hey," she said. "Did you guys know that Zell's body is sticking half way through the top of a street lamp?"
"And thats the last clue your gettin" Rinoa said, beaming at them. Tifa giggled so had that beer shot through her eye.
"Hey," Li said. "you should see someone about that."
"I know"
"Hey," Squall said. He sounded [positively drunk. " Remeber that time that we-" He dropped to the floor.
"Well, that makes another one" Rinoa said happily, and started to drag Squall's body outside.
"Seems to be enjoying herself, dont she?" said Cloud who had emerged from the bathroom, he was carrying a sleeping Sophie.
"Lets go, all the free beers you guys can drink in, uh ten minutes!"
"Beer?" Sophie said sleepily.
"Yes, beer."
"Well, why didn;t you say so? Lets PARTAY!"
"I did say something."





Well, that was our first attempt. If you think its worht it, tell us to write more. Or email us at Silver_moon_princess_ami@hotmail.com or thePYROraye@cs.com

Zell: No more bottles of beer on the wall. (Sad voice) No more bottles of beer................................................................................................................................ouch!