I have other things to be working on. And I am, but I seem to have developed a strange strain of Writer's Block that makes it so I can only write between the hours of 11 pm and 1 am. Anyway, Spongebob was on at my house and Squidward reminded me of Austria, and this was born. In all of fifteen minutes. Enjoy.

Oh, yeah, I don't own Hetalia or Spongebob.

Francis and Gilbert sat against each other on an elegant red couch.

"Francis," sighed Gilbert. "I'm bored. Let's do something."

Francis looked around.

"Oh, I know," said the Frenchman as he stood and walked over to a small chest.

Gilbert fell a few seconds later, as if his body couldn't be bothered to notice its support wasn't there.

"Let's play," declared Francis, opening the chest and reaching into it. "Let's see, what about the hand-"

"No," interrupted the German when Francis pulled out a pair of fuzzy handcuffs.

"… Cuffs. Alright, how about… Oh! We could use the whip!"

"No."

Francis continued to pull out various sex toys from the chest, only to have Gilbert shoot them down. He reached the bottom of the chest and looked at the remaining object.

"Honhonhon~ How about the full body restraints? We haven't used these in a while… Ew, they're all chewed up and slimy…."

Francis looked to Gilbert, who was chewing on another pair of restraints. The albino looked up.

"Yeah, they'll get that way."

Francis dropped the restraints and returned to the couch.

"What should we do?"

A door opened and steam poured into the room.

"What are you doing in my house?" demanded Roderich, who was in nothing but a towel.

"Trying to think of something to do," said Gilbert nonchalantly. "Can you think of anything fun?"

"Get out!"

"Oh, we've already thought of that."

Roderich growled and pushed the two men outside.

"Stay out of my house!"exclaimed the Austrian before slamming the door.

A few seconds later the door reopened and the pile of sex toys was also pushed out.

"I think this is yours. If you're back here when I get out of my shower, I'm calling Elisabeta."

Francis and Gilbert sighed and looked at each other. They still had nothing to do.