Shugo chara crackfics

Story 1: Kicked outta Wal-mart

First story, hope you like it!

Just a special thanks to my new beta! who is just amazing!

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IKUTO'S POV
"I still have no idea how you managed to drag me into this Ikuto." Amu said from behind me.
I turned my head a little bit in her direction, smirked at her, and then turned back. I started fidgeting in my pocket trying to find my list and after a second or two I pulled the crumpled list out of my pocket and opened it and looked at it.
(Ikuto's List~Nya)

1. Dress up in Lego suites and run around screaming, "I am Michael Jackson from the future!" Amu read that over my shoulder and started laughing.

Back to Ikuto's POV
"What the hell is that for? Who is dressing up as Lego people?" she managed to say while she tried to stop laughing.
"It is a list of stuff that we are going to do today. And just wait and see, your going to laugh even harder when you find out who has to wear the costumes." I said as I let out a small giggle.
"I know it's a list you moron, but what do you mean what we are going to do today?" she asked as she looked around for a bunch of people dressed in Lego costumes.
"Then why'd you ask, and you will just have to wait and see." I said as I winked at her. She opened her mouth to fire something back, but realized that she couldn't find the words to say.
"Hinamori! Tsukiyomi! We're ready!" I heard a voice shout from behind me. As I turned I started to smile.

AMU'S POV
Oh. My. God. My jaw dropped at what I saw. All of my friends—Utau, Rima, Tadase, Nagihiko, Yaya, Lulu and Kairi—were dressed up as Lego's. Giant, Lego's. Everyone had a different color of Lego, so they looked like a rainbow.
"What the hell Ikuto, what's all this about?" I asked trying to hold in a laughing fit.
"Hey! Hinamori, we got a costume for you and Tsukiyomi too." Kukai said smiling and holding up a red and a blue Lego costume for me and Ikuto. Kukai laughed at my expression. But he was already getting into his costume.
"This is what we are doing today." Kukai said as he hugged me, lifting me off of the floor.
Kairi looked at me. "Well it is your birthday… So we planned to have some fun." Kairi said as he began to blush.
Tadase stepped up. "Please, Hinamori-san?" He looked at me with that cute pout of his.
"Yeah! I want Amu to have some fun with us!" Yaya screamed as she jumped into the air and stuck out her thumb.
"Come on Amu." Rima said in her quiet voice.
"Yeah." Lulu and Utau nodded in agreement.
"Even me." Ikuto said as he set his hand on top of my head and rustled my hair.
"Does this mean that you're in?" Kukai asked as he grabbed my harm.
I nodded and put the costume on. It was a little on the bigger side, but I could still move well enough, so it worked.
"Let's get this show on the road!" Yaya yelled jumping into the air once more.
We all took off into Wal-Mart, not knowing that it'd be the best birthday ever.
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A lot of people gave us confused looks as we walked into Wal-mart
"We are Michael Jackson! We are Michael Jackson!" Tadase yelled at the top of his lungs, attracting a lot of attention to us. I was about to laugh when Rima nudged me in the arm.
"Don't ruin it." She whispered. After we had walked around for about five minutes we stopped in the toy section and everyone began to take their costumes off. Then Ikuto told us to set them on top of each other. After we did that Ikuto put a "Free sample" sign right on top of them.

"What's next?" Nagihiko asked. Ikuto looked at his list.
"Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. Let's how many people will play along out of pure embarrassment. Ikuto said as he let out a little giggle. Kukai laughed. Then we all set off in different directions.
I saw a young couple and immediately ran up to them. "I haven't seen you two in forever!" I yelled. They looked nervous.
"O-Oh, well…we've been busy…" The girl said.
"WHERE WERE YOU WHEN GRANDMA DIED, HUH?!" I shouted.
People were starting to look at us. The couple began to walk away in a fast pace.
"YEAH, JUST KEEP ON WALKING‼" I laughed. My phone vibrated, it was a message saying, "Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham." I swear I heard Kukai laugh.
Luckily, I was in the meat section. I grabbed a ham and looked for the nearest person, it was an old lady. I didn't want to be mean and actually hurt her, so I walked up to her and, very lightly, tapped her on the head. Then I ran away giggling.

The next text was: Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa! You're ALIVE! It's a MIRACLE! Etc." I smiled. There were a couple guys in this section. I picked the one that was closet to me. I ran up to him and hugged him.
"Grandpa‼ You're ALIVE‼ I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU LIVED!" Then I let go of him and ran off.
My next message was, 'Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "Hey, that's mine!" call the security and say that the other person was trying to take your _' Peace o' cake I thought.
I looked around for someone's cart. "Aha!" I thought to myself as I found someone with a shopping cart near me. The only thing I saw was a lamp, but hey. I crept up silently and grabbed her lamp.
She turned around and yelled, "HEY! That's mine, you thief!"
"SECURITY! SECURITY, HELP MEEEEEE‼" I yelled, dropping her lamp and running off. As I was running I ran into Ikuto.
"Having fun?" He smirked. As he put his arm on my shoulder.
"M-Maybe…" I said as I started to blush. "WTF, why am I blushing?!" I thought to myself.

"The next thing that we are gonna do…" He nodded towards "Wet Floor" signs. "Is moving those to carpeted areas." He said with a smile.
"Okay." I said as I began to walk towards the signs. Each of us took one and moved it to the clothing department. After we finished, there were "Wet Floor" signs practically everywhere. We stepped back and admired our work.
"Nice." We both said. Then I laughed. He looked at me.
"Did I just see a smile on Ikuto's face? Nah. It was probably a smirk." I thought to myself.

"Next is…Hiding in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell, "BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Haha, sounds great! I said as I grabbed my stomach because it hurt from laughing so much.
"We each went to a clothing rack that wasn't guarded with signs." Ikuto said as he pointed to a couple of racks and led me towards them.
I think I sat there for quite some time until I saw a pair of old granny shoes come up.
When she started looking through the racks, I jumped out and screamed at her. She ran away, looking like she was about to have a heart attack. My sides hurt from laughing so hard. Her expression was priceless.
Ikuto tapped me on the shoulder. "You get to have the honors for the next one." He said as he moved closer to me and smiled.

"What's the next one?" I asked with a confused look on my face.
He showed me the list.

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

"And while you're doing that, I'll tell Utau and the others to meet us up here." He said as he started to walk away.
"Okay." I said as I looked for the nearest dressing room. After I found the dressing rooms, I went in and took out my cell. I played a game, and then looked at the time. I opened my mouth and yelled.
"THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
I heard laughing, and I knew that the others were outside already.

We did more stuff after that. Kukai and Yaya set up Barbie's and GI Joes in the toy isle and declared war, Rima and Nagihiko were trying to check people out in an empty checkout isle and Ikuto made a kid cry.
He taped a walkie-talkie behind an Elmo doll and spoke into the other walkie-talkie, "Elmo knows where you live."
I busted out laughing, because the little kid ran away screaming.
Then Lulu and Tadase were running around the store yelling.
"Michael Jackson has my dad!" Oh, and Kairi and Utau were "testing" the fishing rods. It was hilarious. They even caught some lady's ring

Around five o' clock the manager finally caught up to us and kicked us out. It was totally worth it though.
After that we all went out for ice cream. Everyone went their separate ways, and Ikuto walked me home.

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