It all started on that day, before the dorky blue human with the glasses started ignoring them, it was there that the Prince of Hope decided to strike, with a smirk on his face he started typing on his keyboard.
- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling ghostlyTrickster [GT] -
CA: hello wworthless landwweller i havve decided that out of all the humans you are the only one wworth botherin
GT: who is this? how did you get my handle?
CA: wwell you see i am just that good and you seem interestin more so than the other three humans that i havve had the opportunity to troll
GT: is that what you are doing? trolling me? why?
CA: wwell that is wwhat i feelt like doin and as i am royalty that should be enough
GT: wait you are royalty? so what, are you going to tell me that i am your "last surviving relative" and that i need to send you money and i get one million dollars?
CA: wwhat do you mean relativve is that some sort of human thing an wwhy wwould i give you these dollars for currency
GT: oh i get you, you are roleplaying as some kind of alien. sure i'll play along oh mister alien royalty guy (or girl) tell me what i should do for you?
CA: i kneww talkin to you at this state wwas a mistake you are too immature not that you get any better in the future alwways ignorin me
GT: the future? dude you are taking this roleplaying thing to extreme, i mean sometimes jade gets me to roleplay with with her but... that usually makes sense.
CA: ugh just if i contact you in the future dont block me
GT: i wwon't
GT: *won't
GT: you type to weird you know?
CA: you are bein wway too annoyin i think i wwill talk to you later on your timeline
- caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased pestering ghostlyTrickster [GT] -
GT: ok...
A young troll sits in front of his computer. it would appear that today is the day this young troll started trolling a person who would mean a lot to him in the future. now you may ask what is this troll's name and the answer would be Eridan Ampora. Eridan smacks his keyboard "wwhy is this fuckin human so infuriatin" he screamed into the air. of course he didn't miss the snickers of his 'friends' at his misfortune, oh yes let's laugh at the seadweller oh it's so funny, look how he fails at everything
Eridan takes a deep breath, "lets just try this again later" he mutters to himself. before finding another point to talk to this infuriating blue human.
- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -
CA: hello once again wworthless landwweller i havve come to honor you wwith my presence again
EB: hi eridan!
CA: wwhat howw did you knoww that
EB: well you told me, wait... is this our fabled second conversation? oh my god, this is going to be fun!
EB: come on, tell me how much of a 'wworthless wwaist of space' i am, i want to be trolled man, give me my fix.
CA: wwhat the fuck is even goin on
EB: oh come on! there was something about this conversation, and I wan't to know wwhat
EB: *what
CA: wwhat is with everything ugh you are infuriating.
EB: oh i get it you have those... what did Mr. Grouch call it again. Black feelings right?
CA: no no no no i dont like you like that like wwhat wwould even givve you the idea that feeling black towwards someone you havent evven had a real convversation wwith is stupid
CA: though if it wwas Kar wwho introduced you to Kismesistude then i understand perfectly the mistake he is hardly an expert on this stuff like yours truly.
EB: ok... i think i should be sad? i don't know how this troll romance works
CA: wwell then blue human it is time to for my awwsome lecture
EB: it's not blue human my name is John actually
EB: are you in no way curious how i know your name?
EB: dude are you there?
EB: Eridan?
CA: wwell you see blue human troll romance wworks in four wways wwe have kismesis moirails auspices and matesprits now... {one long explanation later (in which john asked some questions I guess)} and that is wwhy vvris was so disgusted by your bucket
EB: ...
EB: i am not sure if that was information that i think i was ready for, but this sounds interesting. i wonder if humans can do it. well i know we can do matespirits as that seems to be closer to our human love.
CA: yes it does sound like a fascinatin question but noww tell me howw did you come to learning my name?
EB: you told me
EB: oh shit, I have to go, talk to you later
CA: Jhn wait
- ectoBiologist [EB] has ceased pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] -
CA: god damn it
Eridan smacked his face on the table, this human was going to be the death of him.
Author: say some words
Hello! this is the end of the first chapter of my first fanfiction ever! I can say that I am excited to hear from you. tell me what you think, is it good or bad? (I personally hope from good) and do you think I managed to keep them in character, that was my one fear when writing this. any way stardomSloth out!
