15 Things I've Learned From The Mentalist:

The CBI is always the lead investigative agency. They are NOT merely 'backup,' 'extra help,' or 'support.' They are LEAD.

There is no such thing as a psychic.

There is no such thing as a witch.

There is no such thing as a coincidence. Okay, Gibbs taught me that one.

Jane is not an agent. He is a consultant.

Jane is NOT a psychic. They do not exist. However, he can read your mind.

When making tea: add milk first, then if the water is truly boiling, and only then, add the water. Dip teabag several times. Discard.

Cho hates pineapple.

Van Pelt hates cilantro.

Rigsby is deathly allergic to carrots. Not really.

Lisbon likes the Spice Girls.

Minelli is really a big old softie. Soft, squooshy, and all malleable-like.

Check the bottom of the shoes of someone in a wheelchair. Just in case.

All doctors are cold and creepy, and have illegible handwriting. Always.

Jane's favourite colour is red. Not really.