Lidner P.O.V-
"He can fire you, Lidner! Stop!" Gevanni hissed, trying to wave me back to the safety of the corridor.
"Look. I can't take this anymore! He's too perfect for this! Plus, what's Christmas without a good prank?" I whispered back, carefully distributing my weight between my bare feet so that I didn't make the floorboards creak.
I really hope Rester was telling the truth about this kid being a heavy sleeper.
Slowly, I peeled the sheets off the bed and slammed duct-tape over my victim's mouth like I was playing a game of snap. His eyes shot open and I immediately grabbed his wrists and used my knee to pin his legs down.
"Gevanni. Bring me my bag."
Finally, I removed the duct-tape and smirked at my art.
"See! Near is just PERFECT for a Sexy-Santa costume! Doesn't he look so adorable with those hair extensions, Gevanni?" I asked, watching as my black-haired colleague bit his lip and shrugged.
"Lidner… Gevanni…" Near started to speak, his tone perilous.
I smiled and duct-taped his mouth once again, before tightening the bow that held the ribbon wrapped around him in place.
"Alright, let's deliver him."
Gevanni nodded once, and slung the albino over his shoulder.
Yeah… we were gonna be in deep shit later…
"Uh… Mello?"
The blonde chocolate addict threw Matt a questioning glance.
"What?"
Matt scratched the back of his neck uncomfortably.
"There's something… interesting under the Christmas tree."
A crack Christmas One-shot. Tah-dahh….
