That was it. He was gonna have hell to pay. So what if he was a freshman, no teacher, new or old gives a detention and a letter home just for saying 'Bible Hussies'. Connor was joking, and obviously he didn't have the same sense of humor Alexis and she did. Connor was still finding it hard to believe that Mr. Hopkins had never heard of her before, a pupil so infamous like Connor was known at least two towns over, and yet here he was without a clue.

Alexis kept asking me what I was going to do. I couldn't do anything too dire, not just for detention and a letter, maybe a trip wire, or a bottle rocket, something simple, for the sake of a first impression. "But it's your first revenge!" Alexis protested at the mention of 'simple.' "Exactly." I replied. "I don't want to make Mr. Hopkins quit his job, he's a freshman." "But first impressions Connor!" She whined. I rolled my eyes and tutted. "What do you want me to do? Put gunpowder in his light bulbs?" I had meant this to be sarcastic, but Alexis took this seriously. "BRILLIANT!" She yelled with a stupid grin from ear to ear. I felt right eyebrow raise. "Ok, it's old, but it's a Connor Plymouth classic. Can never go wrong with classics Connor, just one question, where are you going to get the gunpowder, and the key for Hopkins' pad?" Alexis babbled moronically. My mobile phone beeped so I checked it, it was a text from my sister. ((M+D cumin' home erli, get ur butt home now.))

My parents had gone on a business holiday to New York for the weekend, so I took the opportunity to call a TNTL meeting. Ok, the whole of the TNTL society was just me, Alexis and Mat (-He's a year older than me and spends most of his time hacking into the school computer network, he's a complete geek but is actually kinda cute-)