A/N: This is the STUPIDEST thing I will ever write on ff.net! But hey, my friends thought it was really funny, and Caitlyn dared me to post it. So, right now, I'd like to say THANKS CAITLYN BECAUSE NOW I AM MAKING A COMPLETE FOOL OF MYSELF. Hope she reads that :) Oh Cait please don't hurt me! :)

Disclaimer: 3 letters: J.K.R.
Oh yeah and "Survivor" belongs to Destiny's Child and whoever wrote it.

Sing to the tune of Destiny's Child's "Survivor." This is Harry singing. I guess it takes place right BEFORE all the Sorceror's Stone stuff....


He thought he could kill me,
but he did'nt make it!

He thought he could drain me of power,
but he could'nt do it!

He killed my 'rents, and knowing that happened
I'm gonna get revenge, and he don't know it!

And I made him fail by overcoming
the curse he so gladly put upon my forehead

And now the only souveneir from that night is a scar that
reminds me I'm the one who squashed him like a doormat!

Chorus:

I'm Harry Potter
I am a wizard
Once I defeated the
most evil sorceror!

I'm Harry Potter!
I'm gonna make it!
That night I survived
And I'll survive again!


Killed my dad,
with only 2 words

Then advanced on me,
but my mom loved me so much

That she gave her life for me,
that's why I survived it

Survived that curse that everyone's
so afraid of

And now Voldie is hiding
in Albania

Because he could'nt defeat
a little baby! (haha)

And this scar is a reminder
that by mom's love,
I'm still alive here

Chorus

Bridge

After all of those years at the Dursleys
I found sanctuary
Now at Hogwarts with all my friends
I'll never be in danger again!

Chorus



A/N: All right people PLEASE don't flame....I know this was stupid, but it was a dare! At this moment Kelsey and Mallory are watching me type this; they were also in on the dare! So flame if you feel like it....but mind you, I don't flame stories anymore. Wanna know why? It's because I get this ugly feeling whenever someone flames one of MY stories. If you are a flamer, maybe you should try getting a couple of YOUR stories flamed.....that way you'll know what it feels like. OKAY REVIEW NOW!
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