A/N: I don't own anything, Joss Whedon is a creative genius and Adam Baldwin totally rocks, so don't sue me.
Other characters set in the Firefly 'verse, don't worry our favorite crew will make an appearance.
Amanda watched her sister storm about the apartment;
"How could they do this to me? I am the best they have and they know it. It's the fault have that no good, low down, silicone filled, fat headed, administrator!" Seeming to run out of steam the red head fell onto the sofa.
"Could it have something to do with the fact that you told the Medacade Director his penis was the limpest you had ever seen?" Amanda asked her sister, she wondered how they were going to deal with this latest disaster Ruth had managed to engineer.
Ruth looked at her twin, "Well you do have to admit it was funny"
"What the fact you were having sex with a man old enough to be our grandfather, or the fact that the announcement of the directors penile description went out over the vid phone?" Amanda turned to look at her sister.
Ruth chewed on the ends of her hair, "Everyone at the party heard that huh?"
"The party, the hospital, and thanks to some quick hacker pretty much the whole cortex." Amanda confirmed, "I agree with you that it sucks that you have been asked to leave, but did you have to tell Director Rayelle that you hoped he was buying a companion for his wife as he didn't have a clue how to use his cock?"
The women broke up laughing remembering the look on the Directors as he realized that the sexual escapade he had been involved in had just been broadcast far and wide, wiping the tears from her cheeks Ruth grinned at her sister.
"One of these days Manda you really are going to have to take one of them for a test drive, let the 'Ice Princess' melt."
Amanda laughed she was used to her sister teasing her about the fact she was still a virgin at 22, "Well I figure you can test drive and bring me back the empirical data for me to make a informed decision." Rising she went into the kitchen to grab a couple of drinks.
Ruth lay back on the sofa, "mmmm, let's see it has to be thick, but you definitely need length to get supreme satisfaction. I find I personally prefer 9 by 1/2 or 2.I personally prefer a body that is long and lean, with lots of muscles I can run my tongue along all the way to that very special treat all just for me."
Amanda shook her head, her sister had taken to sex the way a dolphin takes to water, and Ruth had tried everything at least once and delighted in regaling her sister in detail.
"So Manda do you want to know about the director or what?" Ruth rolled her head to look at her sister, a frown creasing her brow Manda was wearing a god awful outfit that was three sizes to big, and she had dyed her hair the most unflattering mix of black and purple. Ruth knew someone had hurt her sister, hurt her so badly that she hid behind the ugly clothes, wild hair and her computer programs. Ruth hoped her descriptions would pry Amanda out of her shell, so far no luck.
The video link beeped, "Huh, I had forgotten about her." Amanda said as she read the note that came across the screen.
"Forgot about who?" intrigued Ruth crossed the room to read over her sister shoulder.
"Cousin Chloe, the even blacker sheep of the Reid-Harrison Dynasty." Ruth stomped back over to the sofa, "So our dear brother Jeremy thinks it would be best if I offered my services as a medical officer to Cousin Chloe, Tamade." Ruth wanted to break something, but it being her sisters apartment there was nothing to throw, also she did not want to upset Amanda further. Ruth had used her problems with the Medacade to move in with her sister, but the truth was she was very worried about Amanda, who had been acting weirder than usual over the past six months. Ruth knew her sister was scared of somebody or something, but Manda would not confide in her.
"Actually Ruth, this might not be such a bad thing. We could both go, you as the medic and me, well I could go as a paying passenger, see something besides these same old, same old." Amanda waved a hand out of the window, where as per usual the weather was perfect, and the setting even more perfect still. "I've always wanted to see more than our protected perfect little world had to offer."
Ruth raised an eyebrow, this was the first she had heard sister say she wished to travel, but this could work. Cousin Chloe was sure to know some hot man that would finally manage to melt her sis, cause there sure as hell wasn't a man on this planet that had managed to.
With a grin Ruth threw her arms around her sister, "Sure Manda, that sounds like a great idea. Set it up will you, I have to go shopping" with a wave Ruth disappeared out the door.
Amanda frowned at the door that was just to easy, she jerked it open to see her sisters' face disappearing behind glass doors of the lift. Ruth mouthed 'TREATS' at Amanda, before she was gone completely.
"May the lord help all those unsuspecting men out on the rim' Amanda muttered as she went to send a reply to Jeremy of their plans.
