Cast:

Princess Aurora baby: a doll

Princess Aurora woman: Tea Gardner

Blue Fairy: Seto Kaiba

Pink Fairy: Yami Bakura

Green Fairy: Marik Ishtar

Prince Phillip child: Yugi Mutou

Prince Phillip man: Yami

Aurora's Mother the queen: Ishizu Ishtar

Aurora's father the king: Odeon Ishtar

Prince Phillip's father the king: Grandpa Mutou

Maleficent: Mai Valentine

Miscellaneous lackeys: Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Duke Devlin and anyone else we can pull in

Narrator: Maxamillion Pegasus

Directors: Misha & Tambre

Disclaimer: All right. Hi everyone it's disclaimer time from the authors and here it goes… I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh nor do I own Sleeping Beauty. Neither does my associate and cousin Tambre. I do own some Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a figure of Marik, a mini figure of Kaiba, a poster of Marik and a poster of Kaiba that stare at me every night before I go to sleep. Sigh But I don't own the characters themselves. T.T

"And we're very, very glad she doesn't. You have an obsession with Kaiba and Marik don't you?" Joey accused.

"That's enough, Joey go get your costume on. Now if you thought that the Disney version of Sleeping Beauty was messed up, wait until you read this one staring the Yu-Gi-Oh cast! YAY!" Misha announced.

"I didn't think it was that bad." Tambre defended, walking up to Misha with the director's chairs.

"Never mind we've got a show to do." Beginning to snicker, "Is everyone out of their dressing rooms?" Misha inquired.

"Everyone but the three fairies." Tambre answered.

From inside his personal dressing room, Seto shouted, "I'm not coming out, and you can't make me!"

"It can't be that bad." Mokuba called back.

"Yes it can!"

"Dear Ra! What is this!" Bakura cried from within his dressing room.

"This wool is itchy!" Marik complained from his dressing room.

"If you guys don't come out right now I'm going to send Mokuba in to get you." Tambre threatened.

"I won't come out!" Marik argued.

Mokuba walks in and pushes Marik out of his private dressing room. Everyone snickers at the sight of him in a green fairy gown like the one from the movie. Mokuba then pushes out Yami Bakura who wears the same only pink. Everyone giggles. Seto is finally dragged and pushed out by Mokuba who wears the same only blue. Everyone falls over on the floor, laughing hysterically.

"We're wearing long dresses, plastic wings, and pointy hats!" Marik wailed.

In a high-pitched squeaky voice Joey mocked Seto. "Awww, you look so cute!"

"Shut up loser!" Seto snapped.

Gasps through fits of laughter, Mokuba pointed out, "At least your dress is blue Seto."

"So!"

"Blue is your favorite color."

"Mokuba, look at me! I'm in a dress! Do you think that just because it's blue that will make everything better!"

Mokuba falls over in fits of laughter. The fairies sweat drop while Seto's eye begins to twitch. Yugi comes into the room. Wearing princely attire, complete with tights, Yugi points out, "At least you guys don't have to wear tights. I'm suffocating in these things!"

On the floor trying to recover from fits of laughter, Misha gasps, "Can everyone get in place for the first scene?"

Everyone, still trembling from laughter gets into place.

Bakura stomped onto the set. "What are we supposed to do for the first scene?"

"Bless the baby." Tambre replied.

"You mean the doll." Seto corrected.

"Whatever, bless it with beauty, song and sleep instead of death." Misha explained as she took her place on the director's chair.

"But death is so much better. I can use the knife in my Millennium Rod and that will shorten the movie." Marik complained.

"I heard that!" Tea shouted from her dressing room.

Ishizu bursts into the room panting from running. "Sorry I'm late. Trouble at the museum." Catching a glance at the three fairies. "What the heck!"

Covering his face with his hands, Marik wailed, "Nooooo!"

Seto and Bakura quickly turn around in embarrassment. Ishizu falls upon the floor laughing.

--15 min. later –

"Is everyone ready?" Tambre sighed.

"Just about. Where's Pegasus?" Misha wondered, looking around.

Mokuba drags him out from the back with him holding a rather large bottle of wine.

"Who gave him the wine! I thought I said no wine allowed on or off the set!" Misha demanded.

Bakura looked away sheepishly.

"Is he drunk?" Tambre inquired.

"He was about to open it when I found him. He's about as sober as he ever was. Which isn't much." Mokuba answered.

"I object! I'm just as sober as any man!" Pegasus declared.

"Give me that!" Tambre snatches the bottle away from him.

"NOOOOOO! Don't deprive me of my love!"

"We need you to narrate the story. Get on your magical chair and read your lines. We'll only have your voice making an appearance in the movie." Misha commanded.

"Fine." He whimpered.

"All right, now action!" Tambre declared.

Pegasus seats himself on a chair in a sound recording booth and begins to read:

"Once upon a time in a far away kingdom a king and his queen dreamed of one day having a child of their own." Getting off the subject, "Why just dream about it and instead just—"

"Keep reading!" The directors commanded.

"All right, all right. Then finally one day their wish was granted and they gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. They named the girl Aurora. Yes, they named her after the sun because she filled their lives with sunshine."

"AHHHH! TOO MUCH HAPPINESS!" Bakura wailed from off the set.

Pegasus sweat drops, "Uh… so in honor of their new arrival, they threw a monster sized baby shower for the infant princess. Everyone from the neighboring kingdoms arrived for the celebration to honor the new princess."

Scene: Throne room where Odeon and Ishizu sit together on their thrones dressed in royal apparel. Ishizu wearing a wig so to match Tea's hair color. Cardboard figures of badly drawn people surround the cradle where a doll laid covered by blankets. Grandpa and Yugi (also dressed in royal apparel) come before the king and queen. Yugi bearing a gift.

"Also attending the party was the king Stephen with his son, prince Phillip who will one day marry the young princess." Pegasus continued.

Looking down at the doll Yugi cocked an eyebrow. "I'm going to eventually marry a doll?"

"Just smile and nod son." Grandpa said, patting Yugi on the shoulder.

Yugi sweat drops. "Uh… yay?"

After Grandpa and Yugi back away, Ishizu stands up, "Thank you good people of… Domino Kingdom for coming to the celebration of the birth of our new princess. Welcome princess Sally… um, wait a minute." Pulls out script. "I mean- princess Aurora."

Misha nudges Mokuba. He pushes play on a tape player and a static crowd cheers.

"Now we would like to welcome our fairies. The fairies… um… Pink, Green and Blue." Ishizu announced.

"Whatever." Seto said outside the door.

Marik, Bakura, and Seto suddenly appear in front of the queen.

"How did we get here?" Marik wondered out loud.

In a whisper Bakura whispers, "Misha said I could use my ring in this scene if I gave her a kiss."

"You let her kiss you!" Seto demanded.

"No. I let Ryou take over as soon as she got close. He didn't seem to mind at all."

"You kissed her! I wanted to!" Marik whined.

"Does Misha happen to have possession of your Millennium Rod, Marik?" Bakura inquired.

"Yeah, why?"

"Oh… no reason."

Snickering, Ishizu interrupted, "Will you please bless my baby?"

Stiffly, Bakura went up to the cradle and tried to say his lines. "Dear, sweet baby… I bless you with the gift of PAIN AND SUFFERING! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" He cackles evilly until Tambre throws a cardboard child at his head. "OW! I mean… I give you the gift of… song. Yeah… Marik your turn."

"I give you the gift of REVENGE ON THE PHARAOH!" Tambre soon throws a cardboard child at Marik as well. "OW! I mean beauty…" Whispers to self, "Not that it'll do her any good."

Once again Tea shouts, "I heard that!"

"Tambre, stop it! You're hurting him!" Misha scolded.

"Now I'm glad Seto didn't make virtual people." Tambre smiled.

"What? Waste my money on this cheap—" Seto was about to rant.

"Later Seto, just give your gift." Tambre interrupted.

Bakura and Marik shove Seto in front of the cradle. Seto mumbles his gift.

"What?" Tambre spoke.

"Talk louder." Ishizu insisted.

Quickly Seto shouts, "I-give-you-the-gift-of… I give you the gift of…"

"Where's Mai?" Mokuba wondered.

Suddenly Mai, Joey, Duke and Tristan fall through the roof. Mai is dressed in the black and purple outfit complete with horns and green face makeup. The lackeys are dressed in green goblin suits and heavy armor. Mai gets up while rubbing her sore back side. "Joey you were supposed to catch me!"

"Dat only works if I'm not falling too."

Getting back into character, Mai growls, "Now, onto business, why wasn't I invited to your crummy party?"

"Even though you saved me from having to give a gift to a doll you still weren't wanted." Seto remarked.

"Go Seto!" Mokuba cheered.

"Shush, Mokuba." Tambre hushed.

Mai stares at the fairies and suddenly falls to the floor laughing.

In squeaky voice again, Joey mocked, "Aw! Da blue fairy didn't tie his hat on right. Let me help you."

"Don't touch me mutt!"

Seto pushes Joey in to Tristan and Duke who promptly fall over on their backs and struggle to get up. The armor was too heavy so they just look like a bunch of demented turtles.

"AH! HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!" Duke cries.

Bakura, Marik and Seto laugh unmercifully at the fallen lackeys. Misha, Tambre and Mokuba quickly rush in, help the guys up and then ran back.

"Mai please calm down or this scene will take forever." Misha begged.

"I'm sorry. I thought you cast other people as the fairies." Mai gasped.

"I wish she had." Marik remarked.

"Okay, I can do this. For my gift before sunset on her sixteenth birthday, she will get a nasty paper cut on a duel monsters card and die! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Mai declared.

"She needs to work on her evil cackle." Mokuba remarked.

"Good-bye foolish mortals!" Mai cackles.

"Bye babies!" Joey sticks out his tongue, blowing a raspberry at them.

"There's only one baby, man." Tristan pointed out.

"I was talking about da fairies."

Bakura uses his Millennium Ring to banish Mai's group out of the room.

"All right. Now that the idiots are out of the way, give your gift Seto so we can be done with this stupid baby shower!" Marik complained.

Seto grumbled.

"Please Seto. Save my child from this terrible curse that is to befall her." Ishizu pleaded.

Marik and Bakura push Seto to the cradle again. Seto mumbles some nonsense words at first and then takes a deep breath.

"Even though I will find it enlightening for you to die from a paper cut, I will have your life spared. For upon you receiving this nasty paper cut from a Duel Monsters card, you shall fall into a deep coma and shall only awaken from true love's first kiss. Of course I have no idea who would be stupid enough to—"

"SETO!" Directors scold.

"All right, all right I'm done!"

"Cut! That was… interesting, good job everyone. Fairies you're in the next scene." Misha spoke.

"Can we please take these dresses off?" Marik pleaded.

"If you took them off now that would make them look like party dresses so I guess that's okay." Tambre thought out loud.

Fairies cheer!

"But you have to wear the hats." Tambre then added.

"I'll only do it for a kiss." Marik smiled.

Tambre squealed, "Ew! Gross!"

"Not you! Misha!"

"Yay!" Misha cheered. They immediately start kissing.

Bakura rolls his eyes. Seto makes a face and his eye starts twitching again.

"Can you at least wait until we're out of the room? Oh too gross! I gotta go!"

Tambre runs out as Mokuba runs in. Tambre said out the door, "does anyone have a bucket?"

"Misha! – Whoooaaaa!—Call back later." Mokuba runs out. "I'm going to need that bucket too."

Yugi pops up to audience. "All right I guess that's it for this scene and hopefully soon Marik and Misha will be done. So the next scene is what to do about the princess."