This story is best read by literate people. Duh.

Superman, Flash, and Batman were at the superfriends headquarters playing

poker. Superman was winning. Flash glared at Superman. He knew Superman

was cheating by using his x-ray vision but he had no proof. Meanwhile

Batman (who could care less about losing money) was revising the dictionary

by writing "bat" before every noun. He was up to "Bat-Cochlea". Then

Apache Chief walked in. "What...are...you...doing...in...my...office?

asked Apache Chief. "Sorry Chiefy," said Flash "its ours now. Aw crap I

fold." "Yes I win again! I'm super, man." said Superman. Apache continued

"...But...when...we...moved...into...this...building...I...called...this

...room. I...had...a...reservation...why...does...white...man...always...

use...indian...reservation...for...gambling...?" "I'd answer that, but

I don't have the attention span to understand what you just said Chiefy."

replied Flash. Apache Chief was furious. "Just...for...that...I'm...

going...to...skin...Robin..." said Apache Chief. Then Apache Chief left.

"Man, that guy is annoying! Why the hell did we hire him anyway?" asked

Flash. "Affirmitive action," replied Superman "haha full house." "You

son of a b****!" replied Flash. Batman took no notice. He was up to

"Bat-Dyssentery". Then Wonder Women popped her head in the doorway.

"Hey guys have you seen my invisible jet?" she asked. Everyone stared

at her for a minute. "Oh," she said "that was kind of a dumb question

wasn't it?" Everyone nodded except for Batman who was up to "Bat-ether"

"Oh...well...bye!" she left. "Man sometimes I don't know why I put

up with this stupid job" complained Flash. Wonder Women popped her head

in the doorway again. "Oh by the way if anyone needs me I'll be washing

the Batmobile." she said. Then she left. Everyone (even Batman who was

just finishing the r in "Bat-frenzy") stopped what they were doing and

followed Wonder Women to the garage. "Oh yeah," said Flash "thats why."
Special Thanks to Seanbaby.