IB:Well, I'm in the mood to type up some Pinky and the Brain goodness. So here it is.
Clad:Review and get free cheesecake.
Disclaimer:Pinky and the Brain belong to Steven Spielberg, Warner Bros, Nick, and Disney. They sure got shoved around a lot huh?
Chapter 1
Two lab mice where in their cage, Pinky was on the wheel and it went around and around, possibly scambling his brains even more. "Gee, Brain what do you wanna do tonight?"
Brain was looking through the bars and faced Pinky, "The same thing we do every night Pinky." He raised his hand and declared that one thing he wanted to do, no not go find cheese doodles. "Try and take over the world!"
"Sounds great, Brain, but.."
"But what? What could be more important than world conquest?" Brain glared at his friend
"Today is my birthday, Brain."
"Congratulations," Brain said in is his usual deadpan manner.
"Thanks Brain." Pinky got out of his wheel and stood up.
"Right so, let's get started on.." Brain unhitched the lock.
"Games! We must play games Brain." Pinky intterupted.
"Uh games?" he frowned, turning to face the hyper mouse.
"Yeah, let's play parchessy." Pinky said extending his arms in excitement.
Brain raised an eyebrow, Pinky had no idea how to play that game, or any game. "I don't know Pinky. I think it'd be better if we focused on the world!" He was very deterimined to rule.
"We can do that anytime. I wanna play parchessy!"
"No, never again. Remember what happened last time?"
FLASHABACK
"Here Brain, you take the cheese." Pinky dumped cheese on Brain. "And I get to par off." he took out a gulf club.
"No, Pinky wait!"
BAM.
END FLASHBACK
Brain shuddered, "I had a headace for a month, Pinky, pick something else."
"Okay how about Scrammbled eggs?" Pinky said walking out of the cage.
Brain followed him, "That's breakfast Pinky, not a game."
"It is so a game, Brain." Pinky argued.
"Is not."
"Is so."
"Is not."
"Is."
"No."
"What where we arguing about, Brain?"
Brain groaned, pulling his forehead in frusteration. "Never mind, Pinky." he sighed exasperated.
Pinky over to a table and took out a game from nowhere it was titled. Scrabble.
Brain came over and raised an eyebrow. Wasn't this game to smart for Pinky?
Pinky dumped out a bag of letters. "I win, narf!"
The little genious mouse sighed, "No, Pinky. You pick one letter, see who goes first, then you or that person spells out a letter."
"Okey dokey, Brain," Pinky picked up three letters. "Z, Y, W. I go first, Brain."
"No, you don't Pinky." Brain took a visible A. Yes it was cheating, but so what? Smarts should aways go before stupidity. He took too many words, but why play bye the rules? and put down, allumionum. "Lets see that's 45 points for me." he wrote that down.
Pinky with one finger in his nose spelled out nervth.
"That's not a word, Pinky."
"Yes it is Brain."
"Then, what does it mean, Pinky?"
"Nertz, means what I want it to mean."
"Which is what?!" Brain sighed, getting annoyed.
"It means, happy birthday."
"What??"
"Happy Birthday, Brain," Pinky hugged him.
"Sigh, happy Birthday Pinky." he hugged back.
Their Pinky,
Their Pinky and the brain,
brain, brain.
IB:Well this is the worst fic I ever wrote. I really don't like it. Review anyway. Lol.
